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Sauce Pocket

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About Me

I am an 82 year old circus midget with one leg. I hobble around in tiny little circles as part of my act. When the day is done and the clowns take off their make up I drink heavily and attempt driving. In my tent the walls are covered with paintings inspired by the late seasons of knight rider. My Uncle Shmitty owned a pants farm once. They went outta business though. My wife is hairy and on a good day she smells like american cheese. I like american cheese.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The pope, you know, the dead one. I think we would really hit it off. He could give me fashion tips and we could do our nails. Eventually i would give him a nick name like popey or JP popes alot. I hear that he likes jesus, i mean, i dont have any problems with the jesus. I would also like to meet John Stamos, only to thank him for all those years as Uncle Jesse.Oh yeah!!! I really want to meet the guy that invented to spork... width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

Pizza eating contest.......bad idea.

So i decided to challenge a couple of my friend to a pizza eating contest. Contestent number 1 ate 3 and a half pieces. Contestent number 2 ate a whole cheese pizza. Contestent number 3 (me) ate 2 BBQ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:38:00 GMT