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Ryan

I NEED MORE COWBELL!!!

About Me

I recently started my professional career at Wells Fargo Financial. I'm in that yuppie-in-training stage. Right now I'm working my ass off, takin my lumps and learning as much as I can. You see, I plan on being that filthy rich bastard you see on tv on his mega yacht, smoking a pipe and drilling golf balls into the ocean while my underpaid help scramble to collect them all, knowing full well I could buy a lifetime supply without blinking.I just moved to Las Vegas from Evansville,IN. Moved to the cradle of sin from the cradle of corn. I live with my beautiful girlfriend of almost two years and our lab/beagle/terrier/border collie/dirt eater/smells funny when she's wet puppy.I consider myself a walking contridiction in the fact that I like punk music, weird anti-hollywood movies, yet I've always wanted a suit and tie business job. I watch too much t.v., take far too many naps, and drink too much (love ya bourbon). Yet I feel no remorse. And that, I feel, is my best quality.More info to come. Especially when i'm drunk.
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My Interests

Bourbon (Maker's Mark, Woodford Reserve, Basil Hayden's), Stouts (Guiness, Samuel Smith's, Rogue),Music, Movies, Tech Gadgets, Computer Crap, Your Mom, Cars, NFL Football, Colts and Purdue Football, Your Sister, Boxing, Fantasy Footall, Video Games, Purdue and Pacers Basketball, Weird Beers, Jagermeister, Ultimate Fighting

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin, Johnny Cash, Roy Jones Jr., Tom Morello, Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke, Steve Jobs, Chunk, Bill Samuels (Father of Maker's Mark), Joe Strummer

Music:

Bouncing Souls, Rage Against the Machine, The Clash, Johnny Cash, Flogging Molly, Rancid, Jane's Addiction, Bad Religion, The Ramones, Sublime , Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jack Johnson, Chevelle, Nine Inch Nails, White Stripes, Tool, A Perfect Circle, STP, Queens of the Stoneage, Audio Slave, The Hives, Rise Against, Ted Nugent, My Chemical Romance

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, American Psycho, Good Fellas, Spinal Tap, Deep Throat II, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), The Godfather, PCU, Best In Show, The Shawshank Redemption, The Burbs, The Goonies , Wet Hot American Summer, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Office Space, Breakfast Club, Garden State, Boiler Room, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Kill Bill 1&2, Momento, Dazed and Confused, The Usual Suspects, Star Wars, Four Rooms, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, The Shining, Mystic River, Closer, Party Monster, Do You Remember? 15 years of the Bouncing Souls, Full Metal Jacket, Supersize Me, Farenheit 9/11, Any Cheesy 80's Horror Flick, Lord of the Rings

Television:

South Park, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Pardon The Interruption, Iron Chef, Motor Week, Sports Center, The Situation Room, Seinfeld, Rescue Me

Books:

The Godfather, Catch-22, The Family, Illiad, American God, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, Omerta

Heroes:

Alan Greenspan, Johnny Cash

My Blog

Here we go!!

I've decided it was time, time to enter the world of the self-indulgent blog.  I've stared at the link on my page for a long time and myself and alcohol decided to take the plunge.  I p...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST