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Mr. Belvedere

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About Me

My name is Mr. Belvedere. I am originally from England, but I moved to the States to become a housekeeper for the Owens family. That Wesley is a handful, believe you me! I make sure everything runs smoothly in the family, even when Bob Uecker, I mean Bob Owens, is up to one of his crazy schemes. I do my best to keep the children in check. Wesley must learn respect and those two older children are always getting into trouble. You know how teens can be. At the end of everyday I love writing in my journal.

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I'd like to meet all of you. If you have a problem, write me. I will do my best to respond and help you on your way. If it is a juicy problem, I will post it inside of my blog and answer it for the world to see. That's what Mr. Belvedere is here for.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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    • My Blog

    Kid for sale

    BOY FOR SALE Age: 11. Height: 5'3''. Smart alecky. Has a mullet. Rude. '80s child. Listens to loud rocking music. Doesn't do chores. Gets into zany situations. Fails to finish his veggies. Eats too...
    Posted by on Thu, 19 May 2005 12:16:00 GMT

    I AM NOT DEAD!

    My Friends and Well-Wishers, Recently you may have received a message from "me" claiming that I was drunk and on the verge of committing suicide. The note went onto detail how sad and depressed I...
    Posted by on Sun, 16 Jan 2005 19:10:00 GMT

    Hello Darkness, My New Friend

    Well. Here I am in my room. Writing away in my journal, like always. Except today...things are different. I have been drinking rum for the past 14 hours. What a lovely color. I have been doing some re...
    Posted by on Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:05:00 GMT

    My tie!

    Tonight I spilled juice all over my favorite tie. I am ever so sad. The tie was a gift from the queen. It had small butterflies all over it and they were snacking on various nectars and dews. It was t...
    Posted by on Sun, 05 Dec 2004 10:09:00 GMT

    I ran over the dog

    Oh drat. Last night was just terrible. You see, I had ran out of gin for a drink I had wished to make, so I had to use George's car to drive to the shop. I am not very familiar with American autos, mi...
    Posted by on Mon, 08 Nov 2004 10:46:00 GMT

    The winning ticket

    Yesterday was something. Mr. Owens asked me to attend a baseball game with him because his friend Luis came down with the flu. I agreed and we went to the game. During the 7th inning, they announced t...
    Posted by on Sat, 30 Oct 2004 16:12:00 GMT

    My bath

    It seems I had one too many glasses of wine last night, for I fell asleep I the bathtub of all places! Oh bother. This morning George and Martha discovered me. God bless those bubbles for providing so...
    Posted by on Thu, 21 Oct 2004 06:50:00 GMT

    I got locked in the basement....

    Dear Journal: On this, the 17th day of October, I was to prepare a lovely dinner for Mrs. Owens and her boss, whom Mrs. Owens invited over for dinner in hopes of obtaining a raise. Well, would you ...
    Posted by on Sun, 17 Oct 2004 08:52:00 GMT