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i'm cool but not conceited. i'm thick but not fat. i'm smart but not a know-it-all. i'm a natural at things but not the best at anything. i'm a jerk but not an asshole. i'm a smartass, not a dumbass. i love to gamble but i hate losing. i love to dance but i'll probably make my face turn red first. i'm competitive and people try to use that against me so i just ignore them because if i play into their game, i've already lost. i like to sing but i'm not a performer. i try to watch what i say, so if you say something that offends me, i'll let you know.only best friends taze other best friends ..

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My Blog

just another morning dookie story

so i got out of work at 7 in the morning without taking a shit all shift because i don't like to use public bathrooms if i don't have to. towards the end of the shift , i felt some pressure in the but...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:58:00 GMT

Round two of "easy way out"

Round two&                So If you have no idea what we're talking about in this blog, it's probably because you didn't read my other...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:29:00 GMT

is the military, "the easy way out"?

Here's my opinion.  So a friend and I were talking about another friend that was considering joining the Air Force. I said something like "so how is he? What's he doing now-a-days?" and she said...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:56:00 GMT

long road trip blog.

So I thought I could take a nap and start driving at 11:59 of the 22nd of March.  WRONG.  I ended up staying awake till 4:30 with my soon to be ex-roommate Enrique.  I forget what we we...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:09:00 GMT

goodbye...

to... my boxing partner (in real life and in Fight night [we ended in a tie and I’m angry] Greg Gallego, my insult battling buddy Stephanie Gallego, their stud of a son noah, the man who gives u...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:13:00 GMT

high school analogy...

so Joe (good friend) and I were sitting in Denny's after he picked me up from the airport just talking about girls (our usual topic of discussion).  he was talking about a girl, and i said someth...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:57:00 GMT

good way of thinking about it...

A professor of philosophy stood before his class with some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks about t...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:20:00 GMT

my last day at gap

so today was my last day at Gap, and i kind of regret quiting because it wasnt that bad.  actually, i think it was the same, but i think the only difference was that i didnt care about what happe...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:00 GMT

my 22nd birthday

so i didnt think i could beat my last years birthday celebration, but i think i got pretty damn close.  i started things off with sushi for dinner with a bunch of my good friends and my sister wh...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:59:00 GMT

one life changing decision after another...

This Friday is the three year mark of me being in the military.  I joined to a few different reasons.  Independence, money, schooling, and the whole patriotism label were some of the few rea...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 21:03:00 GMT