STACE ...
est. 21.04.90.
tell me something...
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I know you're going to judge me by my myspace page, & frankly my dear,
I don't give a damn.
When you judge others
you don't define them,
you define yourself.
I'm an awkward person who gets stuck in elevator doors if I try to go through them when they're closing, & sometimes I just get stuck in the whole thing by pressing the emergency stop button, to be NCISish. I get drunk easily which can be interesting if I go to Timezone and fail at firing a plastic weapon, or interrupt speeches at parties. I write poetry but I hardly ever show anyone unless I'm feeling unusually up myself & publish it on my blog, which only Jesse reads. I'm fairly uncoordinated & I'm often tripping over strangers on public transport or almost falling down the stairs at tafe, it's for this reason that I'm not motivated to drive. I complain more than anyone I know, & I hate it when people ask 'how are you?'. I have some very special, amazing friends, Jesse & Vickie are the best, even though they laugh at me for saying stupid things by accident & being much too obsessed with NCIS. Which is better than House, partly as Gibbs can sprint after the bad guys without breaking a sweat, catch them, & still live off coffee, but House can barely take three steps without collapsing on his walking stick. But ohyeah, Jesse & Vickie, they respect the fact that I adore Pauley Perrette more than anyone (if you don't understand why I adore her, then you don't know anything about her.) & without them I would shrivel up and die & not be obsessed with IKEA. I am also obsessed with Lily Allen & Friends. I draw on everything, I think I would make a good tattoo artist, except that I'm scared of needles. I'm also scared of movie theaters, but it's hard for people to use that against me. If I grow up I want to fight crime, be a criminologist, forensic psychologist, night time security guard, Batman, whatever. Apparently I am hard to catch & I have no talents, but I can play this much of the NCIS theme song on the piano:
danana, danananananananana, nananananananana.
I stay up late.
Peace ♥