Mike

I'm the funniest person I know. I loooove myspace. I am great. If you are looking to meet someone nice, smart and sexy, it is me. I am extremely humble and talented. I am very successful. I have a lot of character and am sophisticated and well read. I have a beautiful wife. I am suave, debonair and enjoy the finer things in life like art, classical music, fine wine and pornography. . I am probably better than you at whatever you are best at. I can speak a language fluently. I've seen Africans - in Africa - and Europeans - in Europe. I see a lot of Mexicans here in Denver. I made it through the Louvre in 35 minutes. I play several instruments including the piano, harmonica, recorder and air guitar, air saxophone and the skin flute. I spend most of my money on important things like gambling and alcohol and because I know that I'd just waste it otherwise. I only wear clothes from the Banana Republic, Eddie Bauer or Bebe and Route 66. I love volunteering but I just don't have the time, or desire. I am responsible. I am extremely creative. I have a big vocabulary, it is very big. BIG. I am terrific. I enjoy movies and music. I am fanominal. I am very handsome, attractive and good looking. I have great hair that looks good long or short. I can grow a solid beard and am not balding. I dont have any cavitities. I have been kicked out of nicer places than you ever thought about going into. I am exciting and adventurous. I am spontaneous. I am fun. I am good bowler. I was reading at a third grade level in kindergarden. I dont wear deodorant, or underewear. Please send me $25. Bankson thinks I am a tool.....HA!