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tattoo pirate

you- you know how to get me so low. my heart had a crash when we spoke. i can't fix what you broke.

About Me



i'm not really a hooker waitress. it's just a line from a courtney love song, silly. but i have been in the industry for a very long time and it pays the bills while my journalism degree lays dormant. i have big plans and soon enough, they will come together so don't count me out.

i want to dance... i am independent to a fault... i can build you up, yet tear you down...

tattoos seem to make me feel better, and someday i'll be covered in ink. love makes me feel incredible, but it also makes me weak.

i'm studying for a career in public relations. i live in victoria now but i'll be back in vancouver sometime in 2007.

i'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady. it figures. haha, i keed i keed....

saving up for the sleeve of my dreams, make me a tattooed beauty queen.

My Interests

music, tattoos, product launchs, media events, the life of a publicist, pirate fair (though i love my ninjas), surprising people with random factoids, strongly disliking kevin federline, broadcast and print journalism, drums, magazines, the introweb, finding new and creative ways to hide cellulite, yada yada yada

I'd like to meet:

george stroumboulopoulos, lizzie grubman, oprah winfrey, dave grohl... in that order.

Music:

A LOT of GOOD SCHTUFF. thank God for the iPod.

Movies:

the quotable kind.

Television:

family guy, heroes, the simpsons, veronica mars, all the csi shows and all the law & orders (except criminal intent cause i just don't like it dammit).

Books:

colors insulting to nature by cintra wilson

citizen girl by emma mclaughlin and nicola kraus

smart women finish rich by david bach

the goddess rules by clare naylor

Heroes:

TEEN GIRL SQUAD (kissy boots-soooooo good!)

the people who truly deep down in their gut don't care a single bit what people think about them. if i could only be so brave.

those who break free from the shackles of this mediocre life.

those who were born to hand jive.

my most beloved dance sequence in movie viewing history.

My Blog

i feel good!

i knew that i would.
Posted by tattoo pirate on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST

i have...

the very best friends in the whole wide world. and everyone i've let come into my life has contributed something that will make me the very best person i am capable of being (although so many times i'...
Posted by tattoo pirate on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:54:00 PST

carpe diem and throttle it!

i'm not gonna lie to y'all. i'm a little buzzed and feelin' ferocious. i have the bestest roommate ever (seriously, casey thank you for making me laugh and smile when i though i'd never make it throug...
Posted by tattoo pirate on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:00:00 PST

a little youtube fun for you

can't stand aries spears, but even i have to admit, he's good....
Posted by tattoo pirate on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST

moment of clarity.

been up all night thinking about numerous events. whatever  happens, it's a good thing.*does a little dance*"when my loud guitar comes in my thumpin' drums come through well I don't think we have...
Posted by tattoo pirate on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:59:00 PST

canada's next top model

i think any of you canadian hot ladies on my friends list should give this a try. why not? you've really got nothing to lose except maybe the 15-20 minutes it took you to fill out the forms. so why th...
Posted by tattoo pirate on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST

top model makes me so mad

oh my gawd, anchal's attitude about things sucks! why did she make it this far on top model? she doesn't even try. you beat out thousands of girls to get to where you are and then you sit there not ev...
Posted by tattoo pirate on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

what election? bring on the biggest news in gossip.

a u.s. election can't hold a candle to this woman's celebrity.perez, tmz, trent, cnn, us weekly online, and oh no they didn't are all claiming that good old britney spears is dropping k fed like a sac...
Posted by tattoo pirate on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:53:00 PST

oh musicians and their priceless moments

this can't be for real....
Posted by tattoo pirate on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:04:00 PST

kanye west, the new arrogance.

i'm going to repost this word for word because even if i tried to write it myself, no one would believe me. i'll also attach the youtube of the joke that it was:"Kanye West unleashed an amazing outbur...
Posted by tattoo pirate on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST