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Official Idiot Girl

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About Me



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My Interests

Thunderstorms, iPod, Red, Old friends, New Orleans, Whiskey, Sarcasm, Diamonds, Crushs, Dr. Pepper, Laughing uncontrollably, Sunglasses, Reading, Design, Champagne, Driving fast with the windows down, the 80's, Crystal, Tennesee Williams, Muscle Cars, Pink, Cotton, Fresh cut grass, Marilyn Monroe, Skipping class, Beer, Just shaved legs on crisp sheets, Kitten heels, Strawberries and powdered sugar, Summer sunshine, Gulf (not the ocean), Paul Newman, Camping, Chrome, Cary Grant, Shampoo, Pranks, the 30's, Silk, Poetry, Platinum, Clean laundry, Inside jokes, Hats

I'd like to meet:



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Music:

It's the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

Movies:

I like a select few...mostly the older ones like Breakfast at Tiffany's, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, The Philadelphia Story, Casablanca...

Television:

It's my little window to the world around me

Heroes:

Dorothy Parker

My Blog

Quote of the Week 4/17/08

"It's like Febreze for your vagina!" --Cathy W. around 4:30pm Sunday at the BUFMT Yeah...I don't think the crowd was expecting that explanation.  Um, btw...isn't that douche?  Anyway, Bitty ...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 10:10:00 PST

Quote of the Week 3/27

"I’ve got a big bag of cardigan tonight and you’ve got a big bag of sass!"--me, Thursday night, around 11pmIt’s true, I removed my cardigan and shoved it into my very large purse, an...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:13:00 PST

Quote of the Week 3/13

Cole:  "GASP!"Me:  "What happened?  What’s wrong?"Cole:  "I had an epiphany!"Me:  "Well, your epiphany sounds like you broke something!"Sunday, at the BUFAH, around 3:30...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:20:00 PST

Quote of the Week 2/21

"We're all a gem at 2am."--written inside the cap off of one of Maggie's special beers, Monday night, 10pmSo true!  Yay for clever marketing ploys!P.S. I really should change my postings to quote...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:50:00 PST

Quote of the Week 1/31

It's been a while I know....but that wait was worth it!"I'm not a cononoisser...I'm a connosWHORE!"--someone we all know and love, Thursday (Ladies Night!) sometime around 1 amUm, Thursday was an unex...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 09:29:00 PST

Quote of the Week 12/20

"My quarters were in!"--Douchebag at the dartboards, Thursday, about 1:00amYeah so, Homeboy squeezes past us and puts his money in the dart machine right as we are about to commence play.  Then t...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:52:00 PST

Quote of the week 12/6

Lyndsay:  "So, is this where all the cool kids hang out?"Me: "I dunno, I've been here a few times..."--Sat. 12/8, 11 a.m. at Ambrosia on ElmwoodWe went out for breakfast in honor of Carla being h...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 10:57:00 PST

Quote of the Week 11/15

"The only ingredient I put in his food was LOVE!"--Some chick on Maury that Maggie and Amanda watched on ThursdayYeah so, just imagine it slower, and southern and draw out the word love like 'luuuuuuv...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 10:58:00 PST

Quote of the Week 11/8

"I guess now we know why they call it a SNATCH!"--Diana, Tuesday night around 2 am, Slick'sSo Maggie happened to lose her favorite ring on the same day she happened to go to a strip club.  We wer...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:04:00 PST

Quote of the Week 10/25

"What I love about Buffalo, is that on the scale of bitterness, you fuckers are OFF THE CHARTS!  And you have every right to be so!"--Lewis Black, Thursday night around 9:30 at Shea'sUm, I love t...
Posted by Official Idiot Girl on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:45:00 PST