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~*darla*~

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About Me

*I'm energetic & optimistic w/an edge! Happily divorced~nochildren yet. Yes...I know you double~took @my age, didn't ya? Hey, I've got some good yrs onme! ;] If not, I've accepted it! That's what nieces & nephews are for, right? I'm the BESTEST Aunt ever and "I'll always have gum!" ;]I LOVE to laugh, flirt, shop, animals, sports(Baseball)bike riding, sushi & Peanut M&M's! The BEST time ofday is Dusk in the Summer! One of the best feelings is knowing I make other's laugh!=DSENSE OF HUMOR? IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS GIRL LAUGH, I don't know what'll happen... ;p I love tobanter! If you have CLEVER WIT w/a slice of gooferdness, you've got my attn! Lifes' too short& scary enuf in our world, let's have fun! I'm only interested in men who are genuine, friendly, treat others w/utmostrespect, carry most of my same values, have substance & are thought provoking! Absolutely noangry men w/chips on their shoulder and someone who knows when to take control! I have a love for life w/a positive outlook, I'm very outgoing & noone's bringin' me down! A man whose "Modestly~Confident"=Attractive! One whotakes care of himself & has pride in his appearance! Yes, that includes T~shirt, shorts, flip~flops & baseball hattoo~Like that! LOVE sports & a BIG plus if you like 'em or play them too! That's just ruggedly attractive! I have the biggest love for animals~BIG points if you do! I have ahandsome lab, BaiLee & a gorgeous cat, Indigo~Blu! She's a babe~MEOW! If you want a sexual outlet from me, IGNORING is my forte' **P.s. I'll challenge anyoneto a game of Tetris, b'cuz, I like to believe...I am..."Queen Tetris" heh! ..


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**I've always got my wheels spinning to improve my place! I just moved from SLC to Idaho, into a much bigger place, so I'm like a kid in a candy store when it comes to decorating this one! I take my time & pride in my creativity of newly found talents I discover in the midst! I want to keep my mind challenged & love learning new things. It's fun exercising my 'Tina the Tool Woman' skills so Home Depots' another fav place!....

"I believe in the church of baseball!" LOVE the atmosphere of being outside in the summer, especially @a baseball game! You HAVE to have your hotdog! Exhilarating & of course, the eyecandy doesn't hurt!;] **Franklin Covey Field~Best field in minor league baseball! (Voted favorite field to play in the PCL)A gorgeous view, I got of game last night 6~22~06 **"IF YOU BUILD IT..." Here's Franklin Covey field, my fav baseball pic from my phoneStorms' a brewin'... @Turner Field to see Atlanta Braves vs. SF Giants~Aug 04'Flew to Houston then drove up to Arlington Park 03' Rangers vs. Astros, Gorgeous stadium! *I love to powerwalk, to clear my head & it feels so good after! I want to feel productive, yet there's those nights where Im so wild on my pc, I don't get alot done. (These things, make you prisoner, ya'll know that, dont'cha?) ;] This is one of the gorgeous sunsets I get to view on my walks!I'm also a founder of a group, I created on another site, Upoc, so it keeps me pretty busy! Not a big fan of talking on the phone, but a mad texter & one of those who text while they drive~Oopsa daisy! My cellys' another appendage on the end of my fingers! Camphones'~great to snap n' send! This is my first & favorite pic, I've named; "Picturesque Indy"

I honestly got a lil skurr'd here!

Always looking for opportunities, to take a creative pic! Yep...scrapbooking too! =]
glitter-graphics.com******** Taken at Lake Brozos in TX!
A flawless reflection I now have a fascination with 10ft Alligators! A special Thanx to Emmett, Eric, Linda, Erika & Lewis who've all encouraged me to explore my Creative Writing side! Im excited to delve into it!***
Graphix Pimper.. ... Did I mention...I LOVE SHOES?! ;]

I'd like to meet:

GREG HOUSE! ;]Oops, already mentioned this above! I know it's a long breakdown, but get back up there! ;] I'll stroke a man's ego b'cuz I mean what I say & only if it's deserved! When all a guy contacts me for is daily validation or gets impatient & pushy...it only wears me down & shoves you out my door! Games as well! Here's a wonderful concept; "Mean what you say & say what you mean!" *Two words: "BASEBALL PANTS"~The sexiest things worn by a man~SOOKEY SOOKEY! * Jeremy Piven...my my, OH my!

Music:


I have an expanded variety on my iPod Matchbox20, GreenDay, 311, Eve6, Sum41, Sublime, SugarRay, JackJohnson, SherylCrow, BreakingBenjamin, ChristinaAguilara(Stripped)FooFighters & SmashMouth to 80's Yaz, SaltN'Pepa, Prince, CrowdedHouse, Smithereens, ToadTheWetSprocket & MartiniRanch! Finally started to like country 4yrs ago~favs are RascalFlatts BradPaisley ShaniaTwain DixieChicks & SaraEvans. Also have good ol' Greatest hits of ABBA, Simon&Garfunkle, BillyJoel & Queen! Recently discovered a love for Michael Buble'! Even love me some Scorpions! I'm pretty versatile, but too many artists to name!I took piano lessons & played for over 10yrs, so enjoy music, always gotta have it! Found a new love & respect for an incredible piano player~William Joseph, who I saw live & cannot get enuf of his cd~Wow!'Matchbox 20' concert 03' We were so close to the stage! Security man had it out for me. Peculiar...he didn't like the flashes from my camera! ;pWent to their concert & all I got was this great t~shirt!;] Love 311 & dig that Nick Hexum! Concert 02' "You Wouldn't Believe" was the best song/video that brings back the BEST memories of that summer & post~divorce!I've always had a lil' thing for Mr. Timberlake...Foo Fighters- Learn To Fly
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Movies:

I don't take time to watch & usually listen while doing other things! I love silly humor/slap goofy & Romantic Comedy. TOP CHOICE~Anchorman(plethora of hilarious lines) TalledegaNights JustFriends NapoleanD SavingSilverman FeverPitch Fargo BullDurham SoIMarriedAnAxeMurderer WeirdScience...all of John Hughes 80's movies, MOST FAV~SIXTEEN CANDLES! I'mGonnaGitYouSucka LifeOrSomethingLikeIt~(Guys...if you love Angelina Jolie...) Every comedy starring Vince Vaughn & Steve Zahn, I LOVE these guys' acting skills! I also love unpredictible suspense types! Like Thomas Jane in ThePunisher & just like everyone, ShawshankRedemption & watch everytime I come across it. I also LOVE movies, figuring out "who did it?" ie: 'Memento' & one, not given much credit, but brilliantly unpredictable~ArlingtonRoad! Oh & absolutely not afraid to watch scary movies! Love the thrill!!

Television:

House, which lately I'm addicted to. ~Curb Your Enthusiasm ~30*Rock (becoming my fav) ~Scrubs ~Entourage(lil'crush on Jeremy Piven)~psych ~Desperate Housewives ~CSI*Miami ~Conan O' Brien ~The Office ~My Name is Earl Ok, I have a newfound love for FAMILY GUY! I've been converted, heh!Yes, I will admit, I'm a big fan of reality shows, but only those w/the love/relationships concept. Most have no true love involved, but sheer, money grubbin' "Attention Whores", ha! That's the FUN of it! ;] I love the voices of Jeremy Piven & Harold Reynolds!

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Heroes:

ALFALFA! *wink* I have to brag here a little b'cuz I'm so dang proud of him, my nephew, Braydon, who just took 1st place in the nation for USASA (snow ski) racing! He's such a stud & I'm such a proud aunt! Also excels in wakeboarding & BMX! Now, I'm even more proud, b'cuz Braydon chose to serve a mission & just said goodbye to him yesterday! I will see him in two years! What a great example & humble leader! I just love this guy!Brady @his BMX races~Rad Canyon Aug 06'The late Mitch Hedberg Love his "Mitch All Together!" Jim Gaffigan too. More or less, I have great examples, I look up to, admire & respect.
1MS BaiLee, my studly fox, is my hero...I love this guy! ABSOLUTELY LABS!

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He even does a great jig!
It's peculiar, How I find myself quoting Joe Peschi, to certain individuals!
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My Blog

My Own Private Idaho

As most of you know, I am now living up in thegrand land of Idaho! I've been here now, almost 8 wks & can't believe, the time has flown like it has lately. Today feels a little empty, since my bos...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:47:00 PST

Everything I touch, turns to CRAP!

Ever had one of those days, when everything you touch, stops working? BINGO!! My "luck" hasn't stopped since yesterday! I turned on my vacuum, yesterday morning, I blew a fuse. Didn't realize till la...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 06:43:00 PST

Just call me Grace!

 Today is one of my official "Ding~a~ling" days! I am trying to do some major spring cleaning & throwing alot of stuff away, I really don't need, but thought I might, just might, use in...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:38:00 PST

Is February over yet?

To preface this & what brought this on or made it all pour out, is earlier, I had read someone's blog who talked about, how he had to put his best friend, beloved dog, down & how broken h...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

Check out this video: SNL- A Special Christmas Box (clean) - Justin Timberlake

I've updated the video, b'cuz the original was deleted, but I'm not ready to delete this one yet! Tis the season! SNL_Justin Timberlake&Andy Samberg Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:58:00 PST

Resurrecting "THE BEST QUOTE OF THE CENTURY!"

I had an inkling to post this again & always get a little chuckle out of it! It is SO fitting at times! "Ya know, when you walk into a public bathroom & you just know, the integrity of every ...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:24:00 PST

Chronic giggling & I don't want a cure!

I have a major case of the giggles tonite & it's not stopping! I think it's because I'm tired, yet I don't feel tired & got plenty of sleep last nite. I have too much swimming around in ...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:26:00 PST

I've decided to have a baby...

LAB PUPPY, added to my family!! =]Shocked ya, didn't I? Sure, I'd love to have children, but through a blog, it wouldn't be the way, I'd announce it! Alrighty now...I've come to the conclusion today, ...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:52:00 PST

Feline Queenery?

♥Ok, it may be the Summer heat, but I've been experimenting someone, defying me, lately! I just had to share my stories, since I'm calmed down by now! As you see, in this p...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:20:00 PST

What Evils become of "Top 8"

Here's the terrible, painful truth, from the thoughts of Darla's head & heart! Now, consider, I'm not in the best of moods today, so I'm not with holding my feelings! That's why I come here, to s...
Posted by ~*darla*~ on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 04:29:00 PST