The Biography of Crump part one |
I was born in a small fishing village on the shores of Maine to Hezekiah and Sha-Niqa Schafliebhaber. I was taught by my father the family trade of hermit crab breeding. At the tender age of two I mas...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 18:17:00 GMT |
The end days |
The day seems a little grey, the air is slightly heavy. The Dolphins lost their opening game last night. Before the game the excitement of a new season perked my nipples like ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 10:41:00 GMT |
Ah the Mighty Cucumber |
Behold, and the Lord looked down upon his creation the cucumber and said, "Behold, it is good, for with this cucumber I have bestowed on man, he shall be able to diet, and with this diet he shall eat ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
