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ROXYMORON!

i got diamonds all .. in my mouth..

About Me

I get myspace layouts at UltimateMySpace.com. Get this layoutAIM= RoxyEpoxy12

adopt your own virtual pet!i totally like to jam out on my harmonicai'm tired of everything... i'm done

My Interests

jammin out on my harmonica and ukelele, cruisin down seawall, watching baseball!!! doin' the robot, being a jerkface, actin' a fool, chillin'... ummm anything really... i'm down...

I'd like to meet:

my future husband, Donavon, SPLINTER-coolest rat alive Rob Machado, the hobgoods,nintendo nerds ,LANCE BERKMAN!, paul wall, your mom...

Music:

Bob Marley, jack johnson, blind melon, reel big fish, GYM CLASS HEROES, ben harper, bush, sevenmarythree,Propagahndi, tenacious d,G-love... TOOL, sublime, social distortion,george strait, slightly stoopid, Donavon, the cool kids, white stripes, Das-EFX, Beastie boys, Eels, bad brains, shins, tegan and sara.... MY BAND- THE SHARON STONES!

Movies:

haha NORTH SHORE, anything Disney that has something dirty in it like boners, the gladiator, secretary, 8 seconds... gets me everytime.....Of Course FORREST GUMP!!!! King Arthur, A Christmas Story. The Chronic What? Billz of Narnia, pulp fiction... da ali g...

Television:

The price is right -pre drew carey

Books:

THE NEW TESTAMENT , Transworld Surf Magazine! surfer mag. Geek Love, fahrenheit 451, The Good Earth

Heroes:

Jesus Christ

My Blog

Grapes have lives too

Lonely little grape growing on a vineSad because he knows he'll soon be wineThe rich will drink him with fine cheeseThe poor will live off him to be pleasedWhatever happened to his family?They were ma...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:46:00 PST

haha valentine application

Contact Information Name: _________________________________ Address: ________________________________ Phone #: ____________________________ Cell phone #: _______________________ Screen Name AOL: _____...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:41:00 PST

grrr...

man i'm so fed up with DRAMA.... save it for someone else.. because roxanne is soaring high above it right now... it just dampers everything... brings me down.. i hate worldly crap like that, man you ...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 12:22:00 PST

WINEo

just wanted to say whoever reads this is 10 shades of cool... i mean it!!! muahsahdhfaj.. you suck at life noneof yall know this roxanne, it's just a fragment of you imagination.. life is a globe in c...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:40:00 PST

Ice Cream GOES HARD

yo gangstas what's tha mutha effin deal??? i just wanted yall to know that i'm reppin some 34th street ICE CREAM, and like me it's supa fly...   MMMM HMMM YOU NOW HOW WE DO UP IN HUURRRR... Peace...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:58:00 PST

haha yeah i'm an otter

Otter Genera and species: Amblonyx cinerea Collective Term: A prank of otters Description Otters are petite, engaging creatures overflowing with positive energy. Intelligent and bright, they are a...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 01:04:00 PST

The world

Everyday life throws at me new challenges, and all i can do is grin and bear it- i'm so thankful for the tests i face, but i am even more grateful for Christ carrying me through them. I alwa...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 05:04:00 PST

My Truth, My Love, My Jesus!

GOSH!!! i'm so HYPED on Jesus right now!!! He is the only way to a truely happy life ya'll... SO LISTEN ONE, LISTEN ALL!!!   Jesus died for you, me, everyone- even the people who battered an...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:49:00 PST

The Reason for the Season

hey guys have an awesome CHRISTmas!!! Remember Jesus is the reason we celebrate! He gave His life so we could live!!! THAT'S LOVE!!! on SUNDAY REMEMBER WHILE YOU ARE OPENING WHAT YOU GOT- THEY ARE ALL...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 09:36:00 PST

37 men tested, and i still don't know who my baby's daddy is

ARRRGGG!!!! i hate GIRLS!!!! i am watching Muary, and the title of the program is "37 men tested, I'll prove you're the father today" COME ON!!! how can girls be such skanks where they don't know who ...
Posted by ROXYMORON! on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:46:00 PST