things to do in a elevator |
1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift. 3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.4) Blow your nose and offer to show th...
Posted by Kyo on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:41:00 PST |
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity |
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time ...
Posted by Kyo on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:15:00 PST |
One |
Where should I startDisjointed heartI've got no commitmentTo my own flesh and bloodLeft all aloneFar from my homeNo one to hear meTo heal my ill heart, IKeep it locked up insideCannot expressTo the po...
Posted by Kyo on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST |
pain within |
My mind can be my enemyit keeps me doing wrongso lost in the darknessnights are much too longMy mind is like a prisonit will not set me freethe walls are all aroundthey're closing in on meMy mind can ...
Posted by Kyo on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:10:00 PST |
Vampires |
seen but in beauty- not impeding signt unguided love hath fallen-'mid "tears of perfect moon" was love, the blind, near sober duty known? if in this heart a hope be dear, to bear the Goddess' song - i...
Posted by Kyo on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:48:00 PST |
