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Andrew aka LDâ„¢

In the poker game of life, women are the rake.

About Me

I'm putting the "sensual" back in "non-consensual."

"I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut. I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot." -Hansel

My Interests

Music, working out, acting, movies, modeling, computers, video games, and poker. Want to know more? Ask.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Rock, alt. rock, rap, jazz, techno... pretty much everything except for country.

Movies:

Zoolander, Rounders, Hackers, Fight Club, Waiting, V for Vendetta, The Inside Man, Bruce Al Mighty, Spider Man, There's Something About Marry, Snatch, American Pie(1-3) Better Luck Tomorrow, The Butterfly Effect, Dirty Work, Sin City, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Pumping Iron, Hitch, Austin Powers(1-3), Rush Hour(1-2), In the Mouth of Madness, The Matrix, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre(original), Being John Malkovich, and a lot more..

Television:

Seinfeld, 24, Nip/Tuck, and stand up comedy on Comedy Central.

Heroes:



My Blog

Stupid bitch outfit

I don't know if you girls realize this, but those stupid UGG boots that you wear make you look ridiculous. You and your "girls" might think they are cute, but I think I can speak for every guy ou...
Posted by Andrew aka LD" on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 09:21:00 PST

Snow out of no where!

Yeah, so today was supposed to be my first day back in college, but it looks like the snow decided not to have that shit.
Posted by Andrew aka LD" on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 06:22:00 PST

Fucking car

I need to buy a new damn battery. This sucks. I dont want to dump any money on my car UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Andrew aka LD" on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:08:00 PST

My arm pits burn

So I was putting on some tag, and some went on my arm pit. Well let me tell you; THAT SHIT BURNS>!
Posted by Andrew aka LD" on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 11:35:00 PST

Work, wtf

Work has been sooooooooooooooooooo boring this week. I cannot even describe to you my pain. There is nothing to do. I usually get sick of buffing CD's, but right now, I could go for some quality buffi...
Posted by Andrew aka LD" on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:17:00 PST

Bitches

I hate bitches that break plans. That is all.
Posted by Andrew aka LD" on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 02:17:00 PST