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CHRIS

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About Me

I am the biggest loser. I have no friends and one one likes me. Its so bad that random people waking down the street spit at me. I have no special talents only the ones I used to get on the little bus. Most days i just sit at home, wallowing in self pitty. I have found that if I eat a couple bags of chips I feel better about myself. So theres still hope for me. My only hope is that Mark Lord will grow to love me as much as I love him. I have sent him many letters, but I'm yet to get a relpy. I have to go throw up now, I just saw a girl walk past my window. Bye.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Fishing, fires, eating, & drinking. Nothing much intrests me other than that.

I'd like to meet:

The chupacabra (It's my life journey to meet & capture him)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: CHRISTOPHER
Birthday: OCTOBER 2 1982
Birthplace: THE HOSPITAL
Current Location: THE COUCH
Eye Color: GREEN,BLUE,LITTLE BIT YELLOW,BLACK IN THE MIDDLE
Hair Color: IT WAS HOT PINK, BUT ITS BLONDE NOW
Height: TALLER THAN MOST, SHORTER THAN SOME
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHTY
Your Heritage: PORTUGUESE, IRISH, ENGLISH
The Shoes You Wore Today: SHELL TOE SHIT KICKERS
Your Weakness: ELEVATOR MUSIC
Your Fears: TEDDY BEARS
Your Perfect Pizza: PEANUT BUTTER AND GUMMIE BEARS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE OR WIN THE LOTTERY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: YEA IT WAS FUCKING AWSOME I DIDN'T THINK I COULD BEND THAT WAY
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHATS HER NAME AGIAN...
Your Best Physical Feature: MY UVULA
Your Bedtime: 830 EVERY NIGHT I HAVE NO LIFE WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS
Your Most Missed Memory: BEATING UP HOBOS
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI IN A CAN
MacDonalds or Burger King: THATS FUNNY
Single or Group Dates: THAT MIGHT BE FUN
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: 4C IS THE RIGHT ANSWER
Chocolate or Vanilla: GREEN OR CAR ITS A TOSS UP
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAFE
Do you Smoke: WELL THATS A PERSONAL QUESTION
Do you Swear: WHAT THE FUCK ARE TALKING ABOUT
Do you Sing: ONLY SHOW TUNES
Do you Shower Daily: NOT EVERYDAY BUT MOST DAYS
Have you Been in Love: I LOVE LAMP
Do you want to go to College: WHEN IM OLD AND RICH JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT
Do you want to get Married: I AM
Do you belive in yourself: NO THERE IS NO HOPE FOR ME I AM A LOST CHILD
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE IM NOT WEAK LIKE YOU
Do you think you are Attractive: NOPE IM NOT WEAK LIKE YOU
Are you a Health Freak: YES MY BODY IS THE ONLY ONE I HAVE I TAKE CARE OF IT VERY WELL
Do you get along with your Parents: RONNIE AND JOHNY T ROCK
Do you like Thunderstorms: ONLY WHEN I WANT TO FLY A KITE
Do you play an Instrument: SKIN FLUTE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I TRY NO TO IT MAKES ME DIZZY
In the past month have you Smoked: ONLY CRACK AND HUMAN HAIR
In the past month have you been on Drugs: JUST TO KILL THE LITTLE MAN IN MY HEAD
In the past month have you gone on a Date: 5443 ACTUALLY THEY WE ALL BORING
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: LIKE DUH I LIKE LIVE AT THE MALL
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: JUST FINISHING NOW
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: HA, NO BUT I SHOULD
In the past month have you been on Stage: WHAT THE FUCK NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: YES, 5443 TIMES ACTUALLY
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: YEAH BUT THEY TOLD ME I COULD NEVER COME BACK TO THE WATER PARK
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: JUST HEARTS
Ever been Drunk: ID RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT IT
Ever been called a Tease: NOPE
Ever been Beaten up: ALL THE TIME IM THE BIGGEST PUSSY
Ever Shoplifted: SOME TIMES WHEN I GET LOW ON CASH
How do you want to Die: SHOT IN THE BACK BY A JEALOUS HUSBAND
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I DONT WANT TO GROW UP
What country would you most like to Visit: FRANCE FOR A GOOD LAUGH
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: GREENISH
Favourite Hair Color: DARKISH
Short or Long Hair: LONGISH
Height: SMALLISH
Weight: FITTISH
Best Clothing Style: STYLISH
Number of Drugs I have taken: DRUGS ARE BAD UMMM KAY
Number of CDs I own: 1 BARBARA STREISAND GREATEST HITS
Number of Piercings: ZERO
Number of Tattoos: ZERO
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ZERO

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Music:

All kinds.Classic rock is my favorite. Not to much into country or rap.

Movies:

Westerns, Comedies, Tragedies, yea movies. Forest Gump is the best movie ever after that its the Big Lebowski

Television:

With out it i would be broke. Sure I like T.V.

Books:

I never learned how to read.

Heroes:

JACK PALANCE THIS GUY (TELL IT LIKE IT IS)BOB ROSS (I LOVE YOUR HAPPY TREES R.I.P BOBBY)R.I.P. Steve Irwin

My Blog

FIRST BLOG EVER

CONGRADULATIONS YOU READ MY BLOG. NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO YOUR LOCAL 7/11. THERE WILL BE A MAN THERE IN A YELLOW PONCHO HIS NAMES FRANK. TELL HIM YOU READ MY BLOG. HE'LL GIVE YOU YOUR REWARD.$$.
Posted by CHRIS on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:04:00 PST