You know after 5 years of having this thing you reach a point where you just don't give a fuck about your about me.
I like.. Music, Poker, Doing the electric slide in my longjohns, Headbutting fish,
Growing facial hair, Being an aspiring alcoholic, messing with peoples brains, pretending to be predator in your kitchen while cooking your cat on the stove, rubbing mud on my pectorials, connecting my fist with someones limb to make them unhappy, squishing my fingers into my eye sockets and making mush, not being a bitch and complaining about life, crying myself to sleep, fucking sasquatch up with a two by four, I don't drink, I should drink, I won't drink,
If you still want to talk to me after reading my about me just message me.
I love life.
I am grateful for everything I have.
I play in a band called KALIMA I scream my face off and harvest souls.
I also play in a band called The Alpacas where I scream my face off, harvest souls, and break shit.
Stop texting. Welcome to the real world and the people around you. If I wanted to talk to a robot I would go fuck my toaster.
Stop playing guitar hero. Go outside and do something I am pretty sure they don't need a stunt double for smeagle.
There is more to life than yourself.
