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Misery Manson

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About Me

Misery Manson, Chonchis De La E, De La Esquire, Slut, Scante Warrior, Tweeker, Cookie, The Black Chonchia, Vieja Loca, Chula... I go by many names. But you, you can call me Master. I don't take things or people too serious. I try to see the best and be optimistic when things are going wrong. I'm open minded, friendly, outgoing and most definitely crazy (But who isn't these days?) Not much has changed for me since high school but I have made better choices on how I live my life to better myself. Unfortunately I have to grow up and of course that sucks but it's something I just can't avoid.

My Interests

I love animals (including men) and would like to work with them as a trainer or something. Some day I'd like to be able to travel all over the world. I'd like to see Alaska, Canada, Australia, Germany and even Florida for some reason. I've considered becoming a truck driver or airplane stewardess to be able to travel but I hate driving and I would hate to deal with annoying people. Not only am I an organ donor but I'd like to donate my entire corpse to a body farm. - - VODKAI LOVE MEN!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Already met Marilyn Manson a couple of years back. Waited 13 hours for the 3 minutes I was getting my cd signed by the whole band. Of course I'd so love to meet Johnny Depp. Go out for some drinks at a sleazy bar and snort coke off a hooker's ass.And by all means I'm not referring to Miss Dita Von Teese as a hooker. I'd like to party with Courtney Love too. She's such a fucked up whore and out of her mind that partying with her would be insane.

Music:

Favorite band: Marilyn Manson I like variety:rock, metal, rap/hip hop, norteñas, oldies. There's a lot of good shit I've been introduced to that's never heard on the radio. DUH INTERNAL CORROSION!

Movies:

Must see Ilsa: She Wolf of the S.S. I recommend Andrew Blake "Pinups 2" with Dita Von Teese Apocalypto was exceptionally good. Anime porn is some trippy but entertaining nonetheless. Favorite actor: Johnny DeppMmmm....Christian Bale in American Psycho

Television:

Favorite soap: General Hospital Favorite Shows: CSI, Criminal Minds, Law & Order, Rock of Love (Hilarious), The View

Books:

Les Miserables, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Helter Skelter. I use to be into R.L. Stein's Fear Street books. Those were so awesome. Good reading material is needed while taking a dump. You with me? American Psycho

Heroes:

JUST CRAZYKISS THIS BITCHES! THE ONE AND ONLY FERNIE'S BUTT.MY SMALL BUT POWERFUL FRIEND. WHEN SANTA COCK ISN'T IN TOWN, THIS GUY GETS THE JOB DONE.MY MOTHER'S CHICKEN WHO'S NO LONGER WITH US. :(

My Blog

INSIDE OF A NUT SACK

PERSONAL DRAWING I GOT FROM MANSON'S "LONG HARD ROAD OUT OF HELL"
Posted by Misery Manson on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:10:00 PST

Good ol' Heineken


Posted by Misery Manson on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:16:00 PST