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Layout by CoolChaser Background from flickr userDan Rigby has been working as an Elf in Satan's workshop for the last few years but has now decided to emerge from the depths of hell and see if his pubic hair will grow properly in the outside world.Bags is just basically tired of working tech support and wants to make money from Rhubarb cultivation and a little rock music.Tentacle p0rn has been aired on Express FM Portsmouth, Radio-Mom in Germany and on CRMK Internet Radio Milton Keynes... !!!!!!!!!!!REVIEWED BY UK METAL UNDERGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I fell in love with this bands name as soon as they posted. What I was expecting was some weird mix of spazz and grind but the reality proved to be shockingly different because Tentacle P0rn are a rock band, of sorts. In fact Tentacle P0rn are just two guys producing some very decent heavy music....I know......I was surprised too!Tentacle P0rn seem to be a band making a serious play for the top of the rock heap with their skillful use of sheer, gut-busting heaviness and emotion-laced melody. They never cross the line into nu-metal or metalcore, which is blessed relief. Right from the first track it's clear to see that Tentacle P0rn's sound provides just the right mix of hostility, reservation, brutality and melody. The vocals are clean and soaring within the first minute, the vocalist does an excellent job transitioning between melodic singing and aggressive yelling. He shows a nice range of emotions and textures. But it's the guitarist who really shines on these tracks leading the charge in creating the catchy rhythms, with a couple of nice solos mixed in. One thing that is immediately noticeable lies in the variety of tempos and styles between songs. One small suggestion from this reviewer would be to include a little more experimentation and flirtation with melody...but as it's only two guys at the moment, I'm sure that will come in time with a full band in place!This a very accessible set of tracks. There are some definite metal moments, but also a lot of hard rock and even mainstream rock songs. It has a little something for everyone. Too light to be flat-out metal and too heavy to be alternative, Tentacle P0rn are a softer band that’s more about making you think and feel rather than jump in and get injured. Think of it this way, even headbangers need to relax their necks from time to time.Lisa UKMU

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Member Since: 17/03/2008
Band Website: wix.com/tentacle/p0rn
Band Members: Bags, Dani Rigby(the necro bitch and myspace whore..but only bi monthly as i dont have the internet..damn you!! so the contact may be fleeting but i shall make you all feel special while i'm here ;p lol) and Squidge - Currently hunting more musicians.. we need 1 Guitar, and a Drummer. We are looking to start gigging in the near future and i really dont wanna do it with a band made up of 1 guitarist a singer and an MP3 player!If ur interested in doing something with us then please email at [email protected] songs to come soon.. watch this space!
Influences: Radio Head, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Muse, Slipknot, Metallica, AC/DC, My Wife and Kids (Loudest noise in the UK), Lamb of God, Lots of other bands i am too tired to think of right now! now then tis danis turn RAAH!! lol altho less influences than just music i rather enjoy :) sooo deep breath tool a perfect circle puscifer dog fashion disco polkadot cadaver nothingface anaal nathrakh satyricon emperor primus faith no more mr bungle early korn deftones snake river conspiricy machine head pantera alice in chains cold sondgarden pixies mudhoney mad season sreaming trees down metallica status quo(yeah you heard me beeatch ;p) cream zeppelin sabbath zappa all about eve the smiths joy division early incubus(the s.c.i.e.n.c.e. album makes me love tinkle ;p) white zombie rob zombie carcass cannibal corpse ted maul pendulum manowar MAIDEN!! sevendust coal chamber limp dickshit..soory i kid i kid lol boy hits car anal cunt cattle decapitation goat semen nin die so fluid spineshank downer hed(pe) taproot mastadon TENTACLE PORN!!! obviously cuz i am a narccisistic swine lol and many more i cant be bothered to list lol
Type of Label: Unsigned

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Review from UK Metal Underground

As Reviewed by Lisa UKMUI fell in love with this bands name as soon as they posted. What I was expecting was some weird mix of spazz and grind but the reality proved to be shockingly different because...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 11:20:00 GMT

New URL

Hello you lurvly people youJust a note to ensure that you all know the URL has changed a wee bithttp://www.myspace.com/tentaclep0rnseemed more fitting somehow. hehesorry if i fucked up anyones favouri...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:51:00 GMT

I go by many names

Some call me badger boy..some call me captain marvelous..others call me wimpy pimpy..some call me dog dog..some call me su su su shhhh jones others call me alan..some call me ramp..others call me tota...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 11:48:00 GMT

Musicians?

Why cant we find decent musicians? i can sing and i can write lyrics but i cant take the pressure off bags..the poor bastard has to work way to hard compared to what i do for the band..so in short..an...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:54:00 GMT

Well well well

Apparently cuz i play with my nuts so often i should be pretty safe when it comes to nacker cancer..now if only you dont get arrested for feeling yourself then I'll be in fucking clover woo *fondles* ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:47:00 GMT

Insomnia!

Why oh Why oh Why do i have to have one of those dam brains that wont turn off. Lie here every dam night staring at the ceiling. eyes like pissholes in the snow.. tired all the time and just cant bloo...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:56:00 GMT

Writing?

Now then..in band terms i have the easy job..i sing and write some rubbish words..tis bags that has the talent i hear you cry..and i agree..but fuck me tis hard writing sometimes..i am currently in th...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:58:00 GMT

What to do what to do?

I very very recently discovered i have rather a lot of money to spend..now do i be sensible and invest or do i be a nob and get twat tattooed on my forehead? :-) Dani
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 01:00:00 GMT

GRRRRRRRR tis all bollox init???

why oh why can i not just turn off this infernal fucking mass of electrical crap and plastic?? never been an internet obsessive before but god dammit i can feel myself slipping..next thing will be rap...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:47:00 GMT

first attempt at this blogging lark ;p

well as a virtual internet virgin i still have no clue what ze feck a blog is? can i get away with just random stream of consciosness crap or do i have to be cohesive and coherant?? anyone fancy givin...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 20:13:00 GMT