Not Your Average Joe

Greetings, Well I'm Joe, I moved to Las Vegas In Sept '05. I moved here to find an adventure and get a fresh start. What place is better to start over and have fun than Las Vegas?! I'm looking for to exploring new interests, hobbies and seeking out people to join in on the fun. So, if you like scouting out new restaurants or have an old fave you wanna share, drop a line.
I was born and raised in the San Fernando Valley, in Los Angeles, Ca. After HS I joined the Navy, after 4 years, 4 months, 8 days, and 17 hours I tried to get a transfer to the west coast. They wouldn't give it to me so I got out. After living in Norfolk, Va for a few months afterwards I decided to some back home in the Valley.
I am in to music, listening to it. I listen to a wide range of music. I mainly listen to Industrial, Goth, Rock, Metal, Alternative, and Classical. (yes I said it classical! (blame my father) and playing it. Ok! Well... actually... I haven't sat behind a drum set for any length of time for many years, but I will be buying one soon!
Having lived on both coasts I have met lots of people, many stories to tell, just looking for the right person to tell them all.And I have have found a love! and I am now expecting a child! Yes! I have bred! So now there will be a spawn of joey running around the world
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test
About yourself
Name Joey M.
Age 36
Where were you born Sepulveda, Ca
Where do you live now Las Vegas
Physical stuff
Hair color Brown
Eye color Brown
Height 5'7"
Tattoos nope
Piercings ears (closed)
Body type Need to lose about 20 lbs...
Personal stuff
Dumbest thing ever did Married my now ex-wife!
Most important thing you've learned The World is chuck full of assholes! Don't be one!
Your goal by the end of the year Start doing stand-up comedy
Best physical feature (As other say) My puppy dog eyes
Best personal feature My humor (I Think)
Who do you admire the most My Father
What's your personality like Like when your about to open a can labeled "nuts" you don't know whats gonna come out! :)
Are you a jealous person Not usually... But I can get that way at times
Do you like thunderstorms Hell yea!
What's one thing you wish you had done by now Have kids!!! UPDATE: Succeded!!! YEA! The Spawn of joey is coming soon!)
Do you like to cook, and can you I Love to cook!
Can you sing Not bad if you don't mind that I may be off key!
Can you dance Better than your average white boy.
What is something you're afraid to do, but want to Being Sane
Favorites
Food Anything that doesn't walk away.. and if it does it better RUN!
Outdoor activity Camping
Indoor activity Playing with my... ahhh Humm (let's say) computer.. or other fun things :)
Place to be in general I would rather be an admiral not a general. Oh a place... In the arms of Becca!
Memory Any alone time with my dad
Music Metal, industrial, rock, and classical
Movie ROCKY HORROR
About your potential romantic relationship
Preference for eye color Attched, sorry, I am not a fan of dangleing eyeballs!
Preference for height anywhere between 5' - 5'12" :)
Preference for hair color Not bald!
What qualities do you look for A kind person, a fun person, and one who laughs at my bad jokes.
What about you do you hope that person won't mind about you My scattered-Brainess(But I've never forgot bdays, anniversary's!)
What oudoor activity do you enjoy that you hope that person will enjoy as well anything as long as we are together.
What indoor activity do you enjoy that you hope that person will enjoy as well anything as long as we are together.
Miscellaneous stuff
Heritage Russian / Hungarian / Chekovian
Phobias Being in the bathroom during an earthquake
What's one physical thing you wish you could change about yourself My weight, and my bowling ball head (or I think it looks like a bowling ball)
Have you ever been married Yea... unfortunately
If not, do you hope to one day
If you were, but not now, do you want to again I would like to marry my baby's momma but there are things that WE need to clear out before that can happen.
Do you have children, and how many None as of yet... ask me again after early April! :)
What do you miss most about being a young kid Birthdays.. except my 12th
What do you miss most about being a teenager Hanging out with my buddies.
What is your favorite thing about being an adult Doing what I want
What do you hope to be your greatest accomplishment Being a real comedian
What do you consider success to be To be able to provide for your family and being happy with the person that you are with.
What would you rather have..... lots of money or be in love (mutually) LOVE!!!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla Neapolitan
Do you love where you live It's nice... Better than Connecticut!!!!
What country would you like to visit one day Europe
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You Belong in Los Angeles
Whether you'll admit it or not, a huge part of you likes being in the spotlight.
And you may just have enough star quality to make it big in LA!
Even if you don't become famous, you still belong in a place where you can get a year round tan. Where Does Your Inner Californian Belong?
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!
For those who haven't gotten the clue yet!!! i am gonna have a kid! he is due on or about April 3rd. His Name (as of now) is Michael Jareth. I am having him with Becca (My #1 DAMNIT!) So.. my life has been really changing or yea to say the least! So I hope in the near future i will redo my profile page and this boring shit that I have had up for almost 2 years now!
That's all for now!
Joey ..