I'm the worlds third greatest bar man after Sam from Cheers,and Tommy Seven Fingers Mcgee,the Buckfast waiter at The Bucket of Blood.I have a third nipple that i keep in a box.I'm also the fourth cousin og Jim the Anvil Nidheart of the heart foundation, and love-child of Peggy Bundy from 'Married,with children' and Booootsy Collins!
