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happy harry hard-on.

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About Me

my name is jasmine. i will love you forever if you can honestly make me laugh. or motivate me. i was a latch-key kid. i drink too much soda. when i sneeze i cover my eyes instead of my mouth. i love cranberry juice. my dream car (for right now) is a 1970 280SL Mercedes Benz. I broke my desk yesterday.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

men with nice beards.

My Blog

post no bills.

ive got nothing interesting to say or do.do you think shes waiting?i dont know if shes waiting.air.paste.baltimore.ours.
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:50:00 GMT

i dont give a good shit if your lonesome.

you only know how to make me feel worse.
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:36:00 GMT

have another party with a water glass.

number of hours ill spend sleeping tonight: 3number of hours spent catching up on lost episodes today: 10, if not more.we had el pollo loco again and i swear every member of their staff knows exactly ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:56:00 GMT

i wish

someone would tell me what the difference is between sex and making love.i want to know. oh, what a joy,to be free.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 01:29:00 GMT

theres a cello in your house now. standard symphony size.

i havent done math homework since the class started. ive missed 3 tests and alot of homework and classwork. why? because my mom and dad are selfish. bullshit.other than that were in the new apartment ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 22:08:00 GMT

youre killing a southern belle.

mother fucker. dont you hate when you type your entire blog, and then when youve got your guard down tom decides it would be hilarious if myspace deleted? i do. i have to get up in four hours. wes and...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:10:00 GMT

i need more grace than i thought.

I haven't done one of these in a long time. im kind of excited. lets see, ive registered for next quarter. thanksgiving was pretty good. it was kind of sad at the end when my uncle started talking abo...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:25:00 GMT

how hed love to find your tongue in his teeth.

i have cabin fever. im going insane, i think. my day mainly consists of: 1)wake up somewhere between 3 and 6 p.m. 2)brush teeth/do hair/get dressed 3)go downstairs and do nothing (watch tv, web surf, ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 08:09:00 GMT

more honest than ive ever been with you guys.

Here's how you play. Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, secrets, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged,...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:49:00 GMT

without a plan or virtue.

MASONive got every falland every parked caris putting dust in my bloodshe proving her lifehe's sitting up front with a gun and his wordtheyll get to the endtwo wartorn kidsin a world gone to hellhe's ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:35:00 GMT