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Loke

Stop Press! My hand is jammed in the rollers!!!

About Me



There's only one thing...the love of my life. I am so in love with you my Vixen, I am coming to you as soon as I can. My Queen, my life, my soul and my best friend. You are the other half of me.

www.myspace.com/10fifteen .



U2 - Unchained Mel...

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Colorado

Music:

Henry Kissinger once said that music is for tax collectors, hippies and unemployed rat catchers. He was a mate of mine, and he said a lot of weird things. I remember one time we were mining for oranges in the Adelaide hills and he said to me, "If I don't get out of this woollen catsuit soon I'm going to explode." And he did.

Movies:

I like mine with a bit of everything. I may not have the gourmet tastes of some people, but I can get stuck into a good leftover stew with the best of them. Carrots, beans, last night's chicken mixed with the lamb from the night before, a bit of curry powder, a kind of vegetable refry thing and some reheated chips on the side. And afterwards, when I'm full to bursting point, I like to watch a good movie.

Television:

I love the telly, it's got all my favourite shows on it. Like that one with the man from the telly on it, where they give away all those lovely prizes. A lady won a trip to the moon last week, only she couldn't go because it was her sister's birthday and she was in charge of the surprise party. I wish I could go to the moon.

Books:

The thing about books, right, is that it's all just words. The sooner you learn that about books the better off you are. You can't trust 'em neither, 'cause they all say different things. I remember my old grandad saying to me "Listen carefully son, because I don't have the energy to repeat myself these days." But that's a whole other story...

Heroes:

That guy who I find standing in my bathroom every morning.

My Blog

conquer online

I'm supposed to post this as part of a competition I am entering. But the game is cool, I don't mind a bit of cheap advertising.   Welcome to Conquer Online (http://co.91.com) community at MySpac...
Posted by Loke on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:19:00 PST

Becoming Complete

My love, my life My soul and my world You fill me up with hope   My heart, my queen My wife and friend You make my life complete   I wish each day for one more touch I wish each night to see...
Posted by Loke on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

Everything Reminds Me Of You

When the sun shines outside it reminds me that we stayed at the beach too long and got burned When the rain beats on my window it reminds me that it woke us up when we slept outside When the clouds ro...
Posted by Loke on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST

Urban Shark Attack

The following was posted on another site in response to a quote from an ill-informed National Geographic article claiming that shark attacks are responsible for only 5-15 fatalities each year. The sho...
Posted by Loke on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST

Profile Archive v4.0

Headline: Cake in left hand, soap in right...wish me luck About me: My name is Nine. I'm a thousand feet tall and made of purity and innocence. I've always been taught to look both ways when crossing...
Posted by Loke on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:53:00 PST

Underwater Marathon

Possibly pushing the envelope a little to call this a sport...but I couldn't let it go without comment. The Underwater marathon. Lloyd Scott, who overcame leukemia in his childhood years (congrats), ...
Posted by Loke on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:59:00 PST

Profile Archive 3

Headline: Local man lays brick - experts baffled About me: It's night. You're alone. There are noises outside your house, and you're pretty sure there's a person out there, trying to get in. You pic...
Posted by Loke on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:22:00 PST

Profile Archive .2

Headline: Sewerage Spill in Bay - Fish Swim Undeterred Have you ever been out walking someplace and it starts to rain, and so you hurry to get where you're going a little quicker? And when that happe...
Posted by Loke on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:02:00 PST

My first profile - all true

Just for posterity... About me: I'm 853 feet tall and made of recycled polystyrene. I bruise easily. I have no ears and I hear through my feet. Doorways are problematic for me. I don't go out in sunli...
Posted by Loke on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:54:00 PST

BOG SNORKELLING!

This is the most fantastic thing ever. I can't believe somebody actually thought of it. But I'm glad they did. How's this grab you? A small town in WalesAn Ice Cream companyA Peat BogA trenchA snorkel...
Posted by Loke on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:17:00 PST