If you couldn't already tell, I'm a straight up gangsta, living the thug life. Straight from the culdasacs of Brookfield. I'm a blood so all you crypts out there, I'm coming to get you. I have big dreams to become a career criminal slinging crack and pimpin hoes. Im currently running from the law because I pistol whipped my baby momma and put a bullet in Tyrome's left butt cheek. Right now I'm recycling cans and picking pennys off the ground to feed my crystal meth/crack addictions. I also beg at the local convinence store asking money from those more wealthy to buy a loaf of wonder bread and some cheap lunch meat only to head to the liquor store down the street to purchase a pint of fleishmans vodka. This is how it usually goes...me-"God bless you my brotha. I'm christan man trying to get some food for my family. Could you possisibly "borrow" a fellow child of the father, son and holy spirt a quarter for some wonder bread out of the goodness of your heart in the name of jesus christ"pedestrian-"Im sorry I dont have any spare change"me-"Nigga, you got a cigarette?"pedestrian-"sorry I dont smoke"me-"damn, FUCK YOU then"For all you ladies, I like long walks through the hood and burning trash can light dinners in the ally. If you would like to join me for a hot pocket and charms blow pop for desert, feel free to holla holla holla (you have to say the hollas like the guy from the chappelle's show)I shower twice a month but the alcohol sweeping through my pours sterilizes my skin and serves as a cologne with quite suprisingly pleasent scent. I dont like to whip because I believe that what has not pasted into the toliet adds as a natural lubercant to end the common problem of the butt cheek chaffs.
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