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Allan

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About Me

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Name: Allan Briand
Birthdate: December 12, 1969
Birthplace: Again ... mommy!
Current Location: In front of my computer
Eye Color: Blue Grey, but turns green while having sex
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'6
Weight: A tad ....
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Ethnicity: Schmo-rock!
Body Type: Loveable / cuddly
Favorite Food: Lemon Mereingue Pie
Favorite Drink: Diet, mostly
Baseball Team: Lewis / Clark Horned Owls
(when) Bedtime: without Tammy, 4am - with Tammy, after spooging
Favorite Color(s): YELLOW!
Favorite Letter: X
Favorite Number: 81
Candy: BIG LEAGUE CHEW!!!!
Favorite Animal: Skunk
Favorite Messenger: Woman with no clothes on travelling from Adonais to Agamemmnon
Screename: Allan
Favorite Store: Any sports sore
Most Missed Memory: My dad
Best Physical Feature: The flab that covers my heart and my pectoral muscles
Overused Phrase: shortly forthcoming in advance
First Thought Waking Up: To pee, or not to Pee .............. in bed!
Goal for this year: To restrain myself enough not to have to TAP three times this year!
Weakness: Tammy's eyes .... awww
Fears: Dead end streets, being surrounded by 2 bodies of water, at night while raining and walking on train tracks
Heritage: Canadian
Longest Relationship: 12 years
School's Name: ? What WAS that !?
Favorite TV Show: Just some good ol' boys, never meanin' no harm, beats all you ever saw get in trouble with the law, since the day they was born
Have You Ever....
Drank: Yes, Mom's finest!
Smoked: Hein ?
Dyed Your Hair: Yes ... piss yellow!
Shoplifted: Yes, but the crane was too heavy to haul up Walmart!
Tried To Do The Splits: Younger, yes ... now, phaq-dat!
Tried To Do A Backbend: Yes, last night!
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: Wow ... years and years ago
Tried To Do A Handstand: Read above
Tried To Act Perfect: The only one that is, is DEAD! RIP Curt Hennig!!
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: Yes
Skinny Dipped: Yes
Had Sex: Sipping on a Cola, watching all the whores go by (whistle whistle)
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: As long as I don't burp intheir general direction, or fart in their face ... yes!
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: Yes, while FUCKING LOADED!
Been Dumped: Yes
Done Drugs: All the time
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: One, no ... Two, OH HELL YEAH!
Ate Sushi: I can say that I have ... tasted like flaming Eel!
Loved Someone: Yes
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: Colourblind, don't know
Fav Hair Color: Red with brown highlights !?
Short or Long Hair: Medium, in a bun with a scrunchie
Height: 5'4
Weight: Doesn't matter
Looks Or Personality: Both
Love or Money: Love outweighs money every single time
Hot Or Cute: cute
Drugs and/or Alcohol: Drug of choice would be Moo and me ... alcohol, in October only
Muscular or Really Skinny: A little muscles of the boob-en-dick-u-lar kind
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: Smexy --- lmao!
Random...: Can lead to boredom
How Do You Want To Die?: Run over by a Metro
What country do you want to Visit: Ireland
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes ... pulled a tamtrum and put up for orphanage
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO!
Shower Daily: Ehh, whe the crust settles
Do you Sing: Of course, and on key too ...
Want to go to College: I am a professional student
Current...
Clothes: www.mohawk-radio.com t-shirt, swishy pants with holes, underwear and white socks
Shoes: none
Make-Up: Carmindy RAWKS!
Hair Do: The wet look
Phone: Cell
Phone Number: 514-826-0634
Location: In front of my computer
Weather: Overcast but not raining after 10 straight days
Website(s): www.mohawk-radio.com
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My Interests

Moo, Tipper, Yop, Pontoon, Toaster, Bear-emy, Yock, Duddy, Travel Puppy, Smootch, Super Moo, Whoo, Hooo, Woot and Mammo! Then Nitemare and Hell follows suit...
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I'd like to meet:

The Evil Incarnate, so I could have a beer and take his side

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1. How old are you? Over 30
2. What is your sexual orientation? Straight
3. Have you ever given someone oral sex? Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had? More than 15
6. What is your pubic hair style? All natural
7. What kind of underwear do you wear? None
8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos? Both taken and been in them
9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area? Nope, I am modest
10. Do you watch porn? Yes, of course. Who hasn't?
11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? Both watched others and been watched
12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants? About 5 inches
13. Have you ever expirimented with another man? No, I'm straight as can be
14. What is your favorite sexual position? Anything that gets me off
15. Are you circumcised? Yes I am
16. What gets you off fastest? Hand job
17. How often do you masturbate? Whenever I can
18. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, an all out orgy
19. Have you ever paid for sex? Yes, I actually have
20. When did you lose your virginity? Over 18 years old
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Music:

Rock, laidened with anger
Your Deadly Sins
Envy: 20%
Lust: 20%
Pride: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
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Movies:

Saw 3 ... the bitch nearly made me puke.I am worth $1,206,000 on HumanForSale.com

Television:

A rare feast, but Dukes calms the savage breast
How to make a allan
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
5 parts self-sufficiency
3 parts instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!
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Books:

No books, just paper
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L Lazy
L Legendary
A Awesome
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Heroes:

My father, may he rest in peace
TOP THREE
Three Things you would never do? Marry a Man, Get Rolled by a Man or get entered by a Man
Three Charities or people to whom you would donate money? Canadian Heart and Stroke Foundation, Canadian Cancer Society, Shriners
Three Things you would not allow your children to do? Marry a Man, Get Rolled by a Man or get entered by a Man
Three Lessons you had to learn the hard way? Putting my nose in places that didn't concern me, Taking things too lightly when they should have been seriously looked after, and blowing things out of proportion when it was very minimal at best
Three things for which you are thankful? Mom, Dad & my Car!
WISHES & DREAMS
Your dream?
Your hope? To not have to wait 2 days before X-Mas to buy gifts
Something you wish you could learn with the snap of your finger? TO SAVE MONEY!
Something you wish you could change about yourself? Get over certain fears
Something you wish you could change about your life? Be more focussed and not slack off
Do you wish you where born a different race? No
You wish you had been born as the opposite sex? No
If you had the talent or the opportunity, you would? Drive every roadway in the world
Someone's diary you would love to read? None of them
How would you like to spend the last minutes of your life? Running away from a speeding Metro
For your last dinner, You would like to invite these five people? Mom, Dad, Terrance, Kevin, Richard
At your funeral, You want people to remeber you as? Mass stamina and endurance
EMOTIONS
The emotion you hide the most? laughter
The emotion you seem to experience the most? Crying
You have a great amount of guilt regarding? almost being caught possibly having sex and not telling her that i have a girlfriend
You would feel envious right now if? Someone flaunted money at me constantly and I never took it
The last time you cried uncontrollably was when? Friday when Tammy came in after being away from her for 20 days
Something that makes you happy? When I look in Tammy's eyes
You get angry with yourself when you? Screw something up
When you are happy you need? Self approval
When your sad you need? My sofa and fuzzy blankee
A moment in your life when your emotions froze and you felt absolutely nothing? Good question ... I don't have a clue
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Cautious
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My Blog

The Move - Part 2

Well, as of yesterday late afternoon - I paid my first month's rent - so I am locked into at least one month of moving to Kingston, Ontario. This is my second time heading down the 401 - the first one...
Posted by Allan on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:44:00 PST

It is official!!!

As of 230pm this afternoon, I will have done something that has been thought about for the last 4 years, yet never did anything about.   File for personal bankruptcy.   I know I had told som...
Posted by Allan on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:13:00 PST

A modification in the move

Well, it seems to me that the scheduled move was a little premature - sicne I have nothign saved and have been paying bills on my end.   So, instead of May 18th - I am now moving July 22nd.  ...
Posted by Allan on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

I DID IT !!!!

For the first time in about 12 years, I am under 180 pounds !!! Stepped on my Weight Watcher scale this morning, and I am 1 7 8 . 6 !!! I weighed myself on January 29th, 2007 - my first day working at...
Posted by Allan on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

Longer than six weeks !

Well, I made a confirmation to myself this afternoon while I was at work. Some people know that I am moving to Kingston, Ontario ... now I have a date as to when I will be moving. Victoria Day Weekend...
Posted by Allan on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:41:00 PST

Pay attention to flickering car lights !!

Dummy ass !! Here it is, a few weeks ago, the battery light flickers off and on. No biggie, the car is 9.5 years and now 463,000 klicks on it. Paid no mind. A few days ago, go to start it to make a de...
Posted by Allan on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

Pay attention to flickering car lights !!

Dummy ass !! Here it is, a few weeks ago, the battery light flickers off and on. No biggie, the car is 9.5 years and now 463,000 klicks on it. Paid no mind. A few days ago, go to start it to make a de...
Posted by Allan on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

The Second of two cut ups .....

SHARON has been saying shit about my girlfriend and myself behind our backs ... and SHARON denies it. You know what .. fuck it. I am not being tame anymore. If SHARON has the nuts (or lack thereo...
Posted by Allan on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:22:00 PST

I almost died today - THIS IS NOT A JOKE - READ!

It all started 2 days ago as I just finished putting oil in my car just outside my house. I woke up yesterday morning, feeling very very spry and wispy - not normal for me - usually I'm dragging ass. ...
Posted by Allan on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST

A joke .... a real joke ....

There are these 2 girls, one is 29 and the other is 38. Now the 29 year old really likes this guy who performs on a weekly to bi-weekly basis. The girl likes him and he is in an okay state of mind wi...
Posted by Allan on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:03:00 PST