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Monk Mathers

About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Female humans with an advanced sense of humor, above average intelligence, and an appreciation of fine lingerie. {No Jesus freaks, Republicans, non-drinkers, country music/rap fans, hunters or any gal who owns a skort, please!}. You don't HAVE to like baseball but you'd better be damned skillful in the oral sex department if you don't!For the many who clamor for more pictures - bite me. Pointing a camera at me is not unlike pointing a gun. Had to scrape to find the meagre one's I have. For those of you insisting on MORE - see my ex - she was pointing a camera at me every time I turned around and was welcome to keep the whole damn lot... width="425" height="350".. .. ....!

My Blog

Romeo & Juliet (Revisited)


Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:35:00 GMT

Can't Win For Losing

A buddy from work just had a new baby 6 weeks premature. His wife had some complications. He asked me to cover his shifts for a week, while he tends to his brood. No problem.One of his shifts is 3-11 ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:25:00 GMT

THANK YOU!!!

Thanks to my beloved Pittsburgh Steelers - for paying my rent for the next 2 years!
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 19:21:00 GMT

SRV

Pretty fucked-up here. But still brilliant.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 20:28:00 GMT

True Blood

If anyone has somehow missed it - I would heartily recommend Alan Ball's HBO series True Blood. Erotic, instructive, suspenseful and fun.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 05:13:00 GMT

ADVENTURES IN WHITE WORLD

Free Nationalized Aerobic Exercise ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:54:00 GMT

TEARING DOWN THE HOUSE

Hope they are able to rebuild the Rialto Theater - because Los Lobos tore it down last night/this morning. Best band on the planet.
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:20:00 GMT

Digital Manipulation

No, not THAT kind of digital manipulation. Pervert!
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 11:56:00 GMT

Why I Watch "Top Chef"

Ohhhhh...Padma...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:07:00 GMT

Tell All The Children That You Know...

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Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:19:00 GMT