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About Me

I don't believe you exist. You are solely the product of media frenzy and superstition.

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Anyone interested in comissioning an illustration, sculpture, comic strip, tattoo design, album artwork, piggyback ride, mustache ride, re-enactment of a historical assasination, whathaveyou.Middle Earth Metal

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My Blog

Much love for the man with air hammer.

Well, I should try to write these more. Life's crazy. I'm here today to write about the beauty and sparse terror of the new Coen brother's movie: "No Country for Old Men". I left the theater wishing m...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:15:00 GMT

LIES!

Unbelievably, it's not 3am. For the last few weeks that seemed to be the only time of day that actually felt, ya know, "REAL". Aw well. I still have thoughts at 1:30 am. Quit my job today. Lucky thing...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 22:27:00 GMT

This Horrible World.

It's 3am and I'm losing my grip. I'm literally watching rubber dry. I don't have any good drugs, so I'm dissolving aspirin into energy drinks. It's hot as hell out there tonight. I feel like everythin...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 23:57:00 GMT

Repugnant

So, myspace is a feeding ground for the repulsive. Men looking to grab any wide-eyed children troll around, looking to hook up with Susy-middleschool and Johnny-boyscout, set up a meeting somewhere pr...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:56:00 GMT

Late. I'm wired

It's around 3am. I'm done drawing for the night. My brain and teeth hurt from energy drinks. Work looks good though. I should have stuck to playing keyboards. That could have been a rich life. ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:16:00 GMT

That time is now!

So, haven't written in awhile, but what can I say, I'm lazy or busy, or both. I've moved back to Brooklyn, mostly because my old roomate was a little piggy bitch, and the other was passive to a sicken...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 20:46:00 GMT

Blow this town, blow it hard.

It's just about time to leave Massachusetts. Forever? I hope so. This last year turned into what felt like a prison sentence at times, or at least community service. This all really started back in mi...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:01:00 GMT

Neil Gaiman never warned us.

Okay, have you ever dreamed you were at work? I mean, your actual work, no oddities, no nudity, no nothing? I've had that happen too often for my liking. I feel ripped off when that happens. I try to ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 18:49:00 GMT

Videodrome.

I was fast asleep wandering around an arcade. Most of the games were out of order, but I was still amused. I went further and further back, the place was bottomless, no matter how far back I went, the...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:30:00 GMT

I sing the body electric organ!

This is how much of an obsessive-compulsive packrat I am: I had a house painting job a few months back, we were fixing up a condo. The former occupant had left stuff behind that she didn't want anymor...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:54:00 GMT