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Jez Von Savage

About Me

Hello all!I've just started training for the ASPIRE Channel Swim- a 22 mile swim that will take place on the above dates at Huyton Leisure centre. If all goes to plan I shall be swimming 30 lengths, four times a week for twelve weeks. I'm hoping to raise enough money to help adapt houses for people with spinal injuries- whether this means providing more comfortable bedding or special kitchen equipment is up to your generosity.To donate please go to www.justgiving.com/jerriboardmanOr sign up yourself at http://www.aspire.org.uk/channelswim/default.htmlIf you donate enough I migh thank you with a sexual favour.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Willis.No stupid people, no bigots, no Anthea turner.

My Blog

The time has come.

I started a relationship here once; behind a computer desk at 5am, telling you how I missed you terribly and trying to control the unbelievable urge to call you.I find myself here again.Over the many ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:53:00 GMT

Something nice and easy

You all know that there is one person in the world that I love more than anyone and, yes, it's Tina Turner.I'm campaigning to make today International Tina Turner Day. This all came about because I wa...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:20:00 GMT

Does this mean I have a problem?

I have no money whatsoever at the moment. That doesn't mean I have some money to see me through but no money for luxuries, it means I have no money whatsoever and if I was bleeding to death I wouldn't...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:23:00 GMT

The ASPIRE Channel Swim- SPONSOR MEEEE!!!!

Hello lovely people (brown-nosing already!), Between September and December I shall be morphing into a fish. No, not really, but I will be spending lots of time in water.I am challenging myself to swi...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:20:00 GMT

Manic Panic.

I'm in a fucking foul mood today. Firstly, I'm a bit hungover coz I had to down a few gins last night in order to go to sleep. Secondly, I woke up ridiculously early and show no signs of napping. Thir...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:37:00 GMT

Ex-smokers cough!

So I haven't smoked anywhere near as much as I used to since I went to the doctor (apart from tuesday night- but even then I shared my 16 pack with Mogan!). Anyway, I've got this hardcore smokers coug...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 14:53:00 GMT

Crazy how you remember this shit.

I'm not totally sure how this came back to me but I just remembered this tidbit and thought it a plausible beginning to my infamously short temper. It's a stupid story really, but I have nothing else ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:14:00 GMT

I hate Doctors.

So you go to the Doctor with a gammy eye or a weird rash or whatever and they tell you it's not a problem. Phew. Oh, but, there might be something wrong with your ovaries and, yeah, they could just st...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:24:00 GMT

Oh Harrison.

  This man is 65 years old. Yes, sixty-five years old. Go on, admit it; you totally would.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:55:00 GMT

Happy Easter!

I had a delightful Easter, I did it the Spanish way; sunning myself (sort of) in Valencia. The food wasn’t great, the alcohol wasn’t cheap but the company was excellent. Spanish chocolate ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:14:00 GMT