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FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, ASS, MUTHAFUCKA, ASS-HOLE!

DONT LET THE CAT LICK THE BUTTER!

About Me

I ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE, "DONT LET THE CAT LIKE THE BUTTER."HERE IS SOMETHINGS ABOUT ME:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - THE SURVEY
Name: MIGUEL ANGEL FIGUEREDO
Birthday: MARCH 24TH, 1986
Birthplace: PUERTO RICO
Current Location: LIVE IN FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. BUT IN IRAQ
Eye Color BROWN
Hair Color: BLACK
Height: 72 INCHES
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: HISPANIC (PUERTO RICAN/CUBAN)
Your Weakness: NONE THAT I KNOW OF
Your Fears: DEATH
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT LOVES
Your Most Overused Phrase on Instand Messenger: DONT LET THE CAT LICK THE BUTTER
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK I DONT WANNA DO P.T.!!
Your Best Physical Feature: ASK THE LADIES, THEY KNOW BETTER THAN ME!!
Your Bedtime: AROUND 11 AT NIGHT (IRAQ TIME)
Your Most Missed Memory: HOME...
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI
McDonalds or Burger King: MCDONALDS
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: NONE, I HATE TEA
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE, LIKE MY LADIES!!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: CAPPUCCINO
Do you Smoke: YES I SURE DO!!! BLACKS AND THAT "CHANGE"
Do you Swear: ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! I LOVE TO CUSS!!!
Do you Sing: NOPE
Do you Shower Daily: YES SIR!!!
Have you Been in Love: YES I HAVE
Do you want to go to College: I GO TO FAYETTEVILLE STATE UNIV.
Do you want to get Married: YES I DO
Do you beleive in yourself: FUCK YEA!!!
Do you think you are Attractive: JUS A LIL BITE!!
Are you a Health Freak: I STAY CLEAN
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LIKE TO GO OUTSIDE WHEN THIS HAPPENS
Do you play an Instrument: NOPE, WANNA LEARN TO PLAY PIANO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NOPE, CANT DRINK IN IRAQ
In the past month have you Smoked: YES
In the past moth have you been on Drugs: NOPE
In the past month have you been on a Date: NOPE
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NOPE
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: FUCK NO
In the past month have you been on Stage: FUCK NO
In the past month have you been Dumped: FUCK NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: FUCK NO, WISH I DID
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: YUP!!!
Even Been Drunk: ALL THE TIME
Even been called a Tease: I DONT KNOW???
Ever been Beaten Up: NOPE
Ever Shoplifted: YUP!!!
How do you want to Die: THE WAY GOD HAS PLANNED FOR ME
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A HISTORY TEACHER
What country would you most like to Visit: NOT IRAQ
In a Boy/Girl
Favorite Eye Color: BROWN
Favorite Hair Color: BLACK
Short or Long Hair: DONT MATTER
Height: NOT TALLER
Weight: AVERAGE
Best Clothing Style: DIFFERENT FROM OST
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1, WEED!!!
Number of CD's I own: ALOT
Number of Piercings: MY LEFT EAR
Number of Tattoos: 4 TATTOOS, AND MORE TO COME
HAVE YOU EVER..
been kissed... YES
lied to a friend... YES
dyed ur hair... NO
dressed punk... NO
kissed a girl... YES
saw something u didnt want to... YES
danced in the rain... NO
lied to your parents... WHO DOSENT
went barefoot in the snow... ALL THE TIME
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..
=(cried... EVERY NIGHT!!!
took a shower... FUCK YEA!!!
danced... NOPE
did something you regret... NOPE!!!
shopped... NOPE!!!
did something new... UM... I DONT THINK SO
CLOTHES
abercrombie or hot topic.. ECKO, ROCA WEAR, LRG, HIP-HOP CLOTHES
thongs or briefs... I WEAR BOXERS, LOVE THE LADIES IN BOY SHORTS
sweat pants or jeans.. BOTH
boxers.. Silk?
tube tops or tanktops.. NONE
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

I LIKE VIDEO GAMES, DRAGON-BALL Z, FULLMEATL ALCHIMIST, MOVIES, STRIP CLUBS, DANCE CLUBS(HIP-HOP), THE BEACH, FAMILY, FRIENDS, LIFE, JOKES, HANING OUT, CHILLIN, DRAWING, FREE STYLEING, JOKES, LAUGHING.

I'd like to meet:

GOD, MY GRAND FATHER(HE DIED BEFORE I EVER MEET HIM), JAY-Z, BIG PUN, ANY PERSON WHO HAS A GREAT DEAL OF KNOWLEDGE OF HISTORY, AND ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO MEET ME.

Music:

I LISTEN TO JAY-Z, KANYE WEST, THE GAME, BIGGIE SMALLS, DR. DRE, EMINEM, NAS, BIG PUN, PIT BULL, YOUNG JEEZY, LIL WANYE, YOUNG JOC, LIL JON, YOUNG BLOODZ, OUTKAST, UGK, 2-PAC, 3-6 MAFIA, COMMON, TALIB KWALI, LUPE F., MOS DEF, SCAREFACE, THE FIRM, BUSTA RHYMES, ALL HI-HOP, AND THAT GANGSTA GRILLZ!!!!

Movies:

THE PEST, ALL THE FRIDAY MOVIES, BELLY, THE PLAYERS CLUB, BLOW, CASINO, GOOD FELLAS, SCAREFACE, ALL THE GOD-FATHER MOVIES, SNATCH, FIGHT CLUB, WILD THINGS, PULP-FICTION, ALL OF THE STAR WARS MOVIES, X-MEN, KILL BILL 1 & 2, DODGE BALL, SPACE BALLS, WEDDING CRASHERS, AND MANY MORE

Television:

BET, MTV, ADULT SWIM, AND DBZ.

Books:

DBZ Magnas, Garfield, Calvin and Hobbes, Animorphs, Fredrick Douglas: The Autobiagraohy, and anyting else funnyCursor by www.Soup-Faerie.Com

Heroes:

My Father, because he is severing his country, and for that he earns alot of respect. My mother, cause she is the one woman who will never stop loving me.

My Blog

NEWPORT

HELLO TO WHOEVER MAY BE READING THIS. I LEAVE IRAQ TOMMORROW, AND YOU DAMN RIGHT I CANT WAIT. I WILL BE IN MISSISSPI THIS WEEKEND, AND BE HOME NEXT WEEK. I HAVE BEEN DEPLOYED SINCE JULY 2ND OF LAST YE...
Posted by FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, ASS, MUTHAFUCKA, ASS-HOLE! on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:34:00 PST

WANTED TO SAY YALL MEAN ALOT TO ME!!!

THIS PAST SUNDAY, OUR BASE GOT HIT WITH 10 MOTOR ROUNDS. WE GET HIT WITH MOTOR ROUNDS LIKE ONCE A MONTH. A MOTOR ROUND IS A BOMB THAT IS LAUNCHED FROM FAR AWAY. THEY HIT THE AREA WHERE I LIVE REAL CLO...
Posted by FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, ASS, MUTHAFUCKA, ASS-HOLE! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

DONT LET THE CAT LICK THE BUTTER

HELLO PEOPLE THAT I KNOW WHO ARE READING THIS. WELL ITS ANOTHER DAY IN IRAQ, AND YES ITS TRUE IT SUCKS HERE. IM DOING WELL, AND SAFE AS CAN BE. JUST GOT DONE GOING TO THE GYM, AND MY CLOTHES ARE BEING...
Posted by FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, ASS, MUTHAFUCKA, ASS-HOLE! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 01:54:00 PST

UMMM....WHAT OTHER WORD CAN I USE OTHER THAN GOOD-BYE???

HELLO TO ALL! ITS ME MICKEY. WELL IF U DIDNT KNOW, I LEFT FOR MISSISSIPPI TO TRAIN FOR IRAQ ON JULY THE SECOND, IT IS NOW SEPTEMBER THE 9, ITS BEEN TWO MONTHS AND SEVEN DAYS SINCE IVE BEEN GONE. ALL M...
Posted by FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, ASS, MUTHAFUCKA, ASS-HOLE! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:20:00 PST

I Dont want alot of alittle I want alittle of alot

"I Dont want alot of a little, I want a little of alot" THESE ARE STRONG WORDS, AND HAVE A DIFFERENT MEANING TO ALL PEOPLE. THIS IS A MESSAGE OF WISDOM TO ALL. SURE, WE ALL WHAT ALOT OUT OF LIFE, BUT ...
Posted by FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, ASS, MUTHAFUCKA, ASS-HOLE! on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:05:00 PST

TO MY FRIENDS

WHATS UP PEOPLE, THIS BLOG IS FOR MY BEST FRIENDS..... MR.JAMES: WUT UP SUPA!!!! YOU MY NIGGA DAWG. IVE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME. YOU HAVE BEEN THERE FOR THE GOOD AND BAD. I CAN COUNT ON YOU FOR ADVI...
Posted by FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, ASS, MUTHAFUCKA, ASS-HOLE! on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:45:00 PST