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DYLAN!

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About Me

Try Troy, You'll Like It.~i(ALMOST) lost them both... what do i do?? ~maybe i should just be thankful for the things i have... great memories of great days... and promises of a brighter future~well.. i guess that this is where i tell everyone who i really am...and, yes, this section add is new... 1.) i can be the best friend you could ever have, but if you piss me off enough, i can also be your worst enemy. 2.) its kind of unfourtunate, but, i fall really easily if i find the right person. 3.) i am a laid back 22 year old who right now is just trying to find my place in life. yeah, every one knows that life is difficult and everyones had a rough life, but if you ever need to talk about yours, i am here for that. 4.) i believe that my place in life is to help those who need it. anyone who needs to talk about anything can come to me, but be ready to accept the harsh realities of life. i do hold those who need it accountable for their actions. 5.) i am kind and sensitive, but i also can have a mean side if it is called for. i will be there for anyone and will be just about anyone's friend, but there is a limit to what i can take. 6.) i hate being in fights. if one is called for, i will gladly jump on in. it has to be worth fighting for though
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Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? um.. probably... pepsi
Color ? blue
Food ? chicken alfredo
Item of clothing ? jeans..
Meal of the day ? dinner
Feature on yourself ? eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? eyes
Phrase ? anyone for some ass doritoes?
Song ? pain
Musical Artist/Band ? three days grace
Sport ? osu football baby!!!
Movie ? saw three
TV Show ? simpsons.. duh..
Radio Station ? 99.7
Type of Chocolate ? regular
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? one fish
Have any piercings ? not yet
Have any tatoos ? not yet
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend once.
Gone skinny dipping ? yes
Been to Europe ? nope.
Been to an island ? nope
Had stitches ? nope
Broken any bones ? no
Been stabbed/shot ? yes
Slept until after 12:00 ? hell yeah. .almost everyday
Stayed up all night ? just did that tonight... actually...
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yes
Turned down a dare ? never
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? michelle
Is the prettiest ? michelle
Is the most handsom ? um... not sure...
Is the loudest ? jimmy/paul
Is the craziest ? michelle
Is the most shy ? monika
Is the most loving ? michelle
Is the most understanding ? tie
Is the most boring ? probably me.. lol
Is the richest ? not me...
Is the most athletic ? michelle
Is the most cocky ? jimmy.. lol
Is the most wordly/cultured ? dunno yet.. i'll get back to you on that one...
Do you look up to the most ? michelle
Has the best clothes ? michelle
Has the best house ? me...
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? yes
Kiss someone of the same sex ? only when drunk...
Cheat on someone you love ? no.. not during the one i have now...
Run away from home ? i already have
Lie to your parents ? been there done that
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? don't want to anymore.
Lie to your best friend ? not anymore
Give a homeless person money ? of course...
Run from the police ? nope stay and fight.. lol jk.
Bungee jump ? of course
Sky dive ? oh my yes
Cross dress ? already done that.. thanks michelle. btw.. lol
Be an exotic dancer ? sure. but only for michelle...
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? already done that.
Scuba dive ? yes
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? yes
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? cleanin' out my closet
Bologna ? oscar meyers has its way with BOLOGNA!!!
Hott ? michelle
Orange ? eternal sinshine of the spotless mind.
Real world ? don't care
Jack ? the ripper
Cucumber ? ... lol you don't want to know...
Hip-Hop ? 50 cent
Uniform ? st. michaels.. or marines
UniCORN ! ? corn on the cob
Rainbow ? beautiful
Clown ? hahahahaha
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My Interests

i like to write my feelings down whenever i get the chance... lately my feelings are of dispair... ~but things are looking up.. and i know that right here is where it is~

I am certified:

60% addicted to Myspace
Are you addicted to MySpace?frequently. if you have any questions about me feel free to ask. i will try to answer them as honestly as possible. love ya'll

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You scored as Public Nudity. You would most likely be showing to much in public because you arent ashamed to

Murder


100%

Public Nudity


100%

Theft


100%

Fraud


83%

Being Drunk in Public


75%
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I'd like to meet:


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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Mute Priest.

Where You Lived: Spain.

How You Died: Suicide. Who Were You In a Past Life?

Your super-secret codename is:

TROY
Your mission is...

Master the art of the Samurai then kill Quinten Tarentino

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Music:

three days grace.

According to experts, I am :

89% Kinky
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Movies:

i robot anchor man. basically anything funny. serenity doom

According to experts, my personality type is :
Border Line Psycho Killer

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  • They suffer from road rage
  • They like black lingerie

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    Television:

    seventh heaven simpsons (yeah.. thats right...)

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    Books:

    This is sad and shocking, we probably all will need a minute to bow our heads and pray.Sad News With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started. Shut up. You know it's funny.

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    Heroes:

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    My Blog

    life

    funny right? i thought so.... untill the pain started in my right arm and then moved to my chest... then my right arm went numb... then i could not feel my chest... the pain got so great i thought i w...
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

    life

    funny right? i thought so.... untill the pain started in my right arm and then moved to my chest... then my right arm went numb... then i could not feel my chest... the pain got so great i thought i w...
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

    life.. read this one....

    sometimes you dont' always get what you want... but you have to be happy with what you have... you can't give up on those that love you.. something life has inevitably taught me. but the great part of...
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST

    something must be done to end this pain....

    what do i do???? what do i do?????
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:13:00 PST

    alone

    alone? or is someone actually out there?
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST

    suicide. but not what you think

    Suicide Methods / How To Commit SuicideSuicide methods how to commit suicide and easy suicide is painless... ways to commit suicide, painless suicide methods painless ways to commit suicide or how to ...
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

    the day of bullshit

    ahh... valentines day. a day to spend time with those you love... a day for flowers, candy, dinner... but what if you hated valentines day with a passion? what does it mean to you? what does it mean t...
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:00:00 PST

    how does it feel..??

    so... now that your entire world is gone...tell me how it feels. how does it feel to be decieved? and have your personal thoughts be invaded? you never trusted me. and you never will. youre just looki...
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST

    peom of pain and sorrow

    Pain and sorrow   I woke up this morning To a bit of bad news It seems like forever Since Ive been this low Someone help me I cry in my sleep But no one comes And I begin to weep It feels like yo...
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:05:00 PST

    answer

    standing before me with one tear in your eye... i could hold you close forever just to see you not cry. to see you like this cuts me like a knife. and to think one day i almost took my own life. no o...
    Posted by sugar were goin down swingin on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:36:00 PST