fishing, hiking, golfing, casual drinking, billiards, darts, eating spaghetti, eating sushi, eating pho, eating dim sum, eating subway, eating pizza, and eating in general.
eskimos use refigerators to keep food from freezing.
there is no such thing as anti-wrinkle cream.
22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster than an ambulance in great britain.
the guiness book of world records holds the record of being the most stolen books in public libraries.
charlie chaplain once won 3rd prize in a charlie chaplain look-a-like contests.
you don't win silver, you lose gold.
success is a matter of luck, ask any failure.
we're born naked, wet, and hungry, then things get worse.
we are the people our parents warned us about.
if you do not change your beliefs, your life will always be like this.
don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
it may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning for others.
I'd like to meet:
myself 10 years in the past and 10 years in the future.
Movies:
memento, run lola run, pirates 1-3, harry potter 1-x, sweeney todd, braveheart, gladiator, forbidden kingdom, 50 first dates, iron man, coach carter, and radio are coming to mind at the moment.
Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.
Television:
Big Bang Theory
How I Met Your Mother
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Family Guy
Futurama
Robot Chicken
ESPN
elvis never ever gave an encore.
number of wars fought between two countries with at least 1 mcdonalds in each country? 0.
women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon.
humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Books:
the traveler 1-x, harry potter 1-7, jurassic park, under the blood red sun, shiloh, frakenstein as told by dean koontz, the templar legacy, the traitor, billions and billions, a demon-haunted world, and a wrinkle in time.
carl sagan
"Credulity kills." A Demon-Haunted World
madeline l'engle
a wrinkle in time.
"The best way to help the world is to start by loving each other, not blandly, blindly, but realistically, with understanding and forebearance and forgiveness."
Heroes:
it used to be michael jordan, now it's ma and pa.
ERICKSHIN and CIOTTI talking about the extra "R"
JASON TEACHING THE DYNAMICS OF EATING BALUT.
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bruce lee.
"I am learning to understand rather than immediately judge or to be judged. I cannot blindly follow the crowd and accept their approach. I will not allow myself to indulge in the usual manipulating game of role creation. Fortunately for me, my self-knowledge has transcended that and I have come to understand that life is best to be lived and not to be conceptualized. I am happy because I am growing daily and I am honestly not knowing where the limit lies. To be certain, every day there can be a revelation or a new discovery. I treasure the memory of the past misfortunes. It has added more to my bank of fortitude."
