Jason

Jet skiing water skiing snow skiing white water rafting music cars and having fun.Road Dog Rules and Procedures Body: This is an update on the last set of rules that I posted, I've seen some people doing stupid shit, so now I'm making rules to try and stop the stupid shit.1. Don't drink so much you forget every bitch you ever meet, prime example is me, that shit is garbage.2. Vodka goes with everything we should be sponsored.3. Hands for the person that came up with that shit.4. You are not allowed to give yourself nicknames only other Roaddogs are allowed to give you a nickname.5. Roommates yeah we know how to take care of that don't bring them.6. Your team bitch if you call someone on a team and they are already on another persons team they automatically become your team member and if the person is of the opposite sex you must go and talk to them and flirt with them.7. If your to drunk to remember what you did, then it doesn't count, even if your reminded about it in the morning.8. Wingman ah if you are forced in to playing wingman by a fellow Roaddog, that Roaddog now owes you, the more beastly the girl looks the more they owe you.9. Any girl that comes up and has the slightest hint of WT (White Trash) must be ignored at all cost. KJ (karaoke jockey) run. If you look at a bitch and she's fine and turns around with a can of Old Milwaukee's Best, move the fuck on.10. Parking when parking down at the beach if you don't have leather it's out to the street for you. Jimmy read this shit11. Red Bull Vodka is just that Vodka without the Redbull.12. Guns Roaddogs are to know how to handle a gun, that innocent coffee table that Moose killed did nothing to deserve that.13. LunaSea yeah dodge ball on point. Every other night not on point. If I wanted to sword fight I would stay on base, the amount of girls there is 1 for every 40 dudes and girls don't like going there to run the gauntlet.14. Peabody's should be enjoyed in moderation, 3 times a week is overdose.15. When Roaddogs invite other people over to there house to go, that said Roaddog needs to be ready to party not still sitting in there room on the computer.16. Life exists beyond the beach and oceanfront, don't be fags go to Norfolk once in awhile.This is the end if you think you know of a rule that should be added add it and repost it if it's gay then stand by.