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CATWEASEL

i tied an onion to my belt.. that was the style at the time

About Me

i'm into the usual stuff really, music, sport, reading Jane Austin novels while milking my brothers cat...you know the usual stuff. At weekends i like to get out in to the country, usually the lake disrict, generally we go for a nice walk followed by some paragliding...with a small twist. Basically we strap a quadrapleagic child into the harness and we just launch them off the mountain to see how far we can get them to go....the record currently stands at 3 miles off the north coast of France. i also do quite alot volutary work mainly down at the homeless shelter where i tend to poor soup into tramps shoes for a laugh.. and on wednesdays helping people out at the joey club (for retards), basically i have to stop children eating chairs and licking windows. ricky is probably the one that touches my heart most. he's a 37year old man who has a fixation with buttens etc etc we also knick named him the magpie because he like shiny things and tends to eat raw meat. i also do a bit of underwear modelling for prada, i dont really like working for big corprate businesses but it pays the bills.Regarding education i have just finished uni, well quit actually. i was doing contemporay art didnt really agree with the fact that people flicking elastic bands at piece of paper where achieving better marks than mayself. i have sold quite alot of my work, comissions to david furnish, (bronze fallic symbols) etc.
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My Interests

livestock insemination, nettle picking to make soup and jam,

I'd like to meet:

a cross between dita von teese and jade goody with the personality of jim davidson

Music:

N.W.A, the worzels, aqua, the fast food rockers,

Movies:

suzie smith meets the big whopper chopper,

Television:

lovejoy, howards way, dempsy and makepeace, barbara woodhouse how to train a ferrit in 30days

Books:

cant read very well... steer well clear!

Heroes:

westwood, big dawg, strap it up before you slap it up