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thePLJmachine

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About Me

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Greetings fellow homo sapiens...I have much to tell you vis-a-vis myself and will attempt to begin the explanation if you will bid me the courtesy. Fundamentally, I am but a humble welshman, the product of my mother and father's loins. A reticent and profound man, I am often referred to as a playboy intellectual by virtue of my razor sharp wit and the level of adroitness I possess in the field of womanising. In fact, it was once said of me that I could render a girl pregnant by merely drawing breath upon her, such is the magnitude of my virility.Apart from my intellectual prowess and seduction acumen, I am also a keen sportsmen, whose only weakness is a knee dislocation affliction that has thus far proved the bane of my life. Football is my primary sport and it is a lofty ambition of mine to don the sacred dragon-adorned shirt of Cymru and despatch of the English ‘lions’ with consummate ease.I am motivated by an indefatigable desire to improve my abilities in all fields of life and will stop at nothing in my quest to vanquish the metaphorical shackles that impede my ascension to greatness. One day soon the PLJ of old will be reduced to ashes and from his powdery grave will rise the purest strain of hero (aka Lazarus Cool II), like a phoenix from the flames……until that day the world will have to persist with Pedro mark 1 and take heed of his eloquent rants in this thing they call myspace.com!$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ Free MySpace Layouts
You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up.

Sleeping Beauty


63%

Peter Pan


63%

The Beast


44%

Ariel


44%

Donald Duck


44%

Pinocchio


38%

Goofy


38%

Snow White


38%

Cinderella


19%

Cruella De Ville


13%
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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My Interests

Football, boxing, athletics, tennis, music acquisition, semantics, human nature, women, copulation

I'd like to meet:

Michael Johnson, the man, the legend. Quite what I'd say to the fastest man on the planet, I'm not so sure but just to be in his presence would be an honour. Apart from him, Evander Holyfield is up high on the list...a hero the likes of which the world only sees once every epoch. I'd ask him if he wanted an ad-hoc sparring session and would no doubt be rendered unconscious by but a glancing blow of his mighty fist. Matt Le Tissier and Diego Armando Maradonna are my footballing deities...they are simply transcendent.
You scored as Athletic Tomboy.

Athletic Tomboy


81%

Nerdy Girl


81%

Popular Bitch


75%

Slut


69%

Hippy


25%

Goth


13%

Loser


0%

Preppy Girl


0%
What type of girl are you?!!
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Music:

Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica, System of a Down, Goo Goo Dolls, Feeder, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Badly Drawn Boy, The Notorious B.I.G., 2pac, Jay-Z, Boyz II Men, The Beatles, Jack Johnson, Elvis...& any old school rap, trance, reggae/dancehall and basically anything that's good pervading all music genres.

Movies:

Forrest Gump, The Rocky Anthology, The Matrix Trilogy, City of Angels, Zoolander, There's Something About Mary, Con Air, Donnie Darko, Me, Myself & Irene, Highlander...pretty much any film starring Tom Hanks or Nicholas Cage, & anything that provokes thought...

Television:

Alan Partridge, Lost, League of Gentlemen, Spaced, Thundercats, Green Wing, Scrubs, Friends, Peep Show, The Contender, I.T. Crowd

Books:

I haven't read a book since GCSE English so if I had to choose any favourite it would have to be 'To Kill a Mockingbird'

Heroes:

Rocky Balboa, Mr. Anderson aka Neo, Michael Johnson (Atletics)...Diego Maradona, Matt Le Tissier, Gheorghe Hagi, Roberto Baggio (all football)

My Blog

ShAllOw SaL

This blog attempts to clarify the reasons as to why as a whole the female species is so shallow&&&&..or are they?   Immaterial things are not particularly important to most males; we slip and sli...
Posted by thePLJmachine on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:37:00 PST

eDucAtiOn RAnt  GrAdUate pRoteSt

An Epidemic? University Induced Quarter-Life Crisis     I and many other graduates despair at the state of academia in this country. There is a relentless government drive for entry into f...
Posted by thePLJmachine on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:54:00 PST

LitErAry ShoWcaSe oF a TWisted OuTlOok

A Grandiloquent, Incoherent & Ultimately Pointless Tale of a Fictitious Non-Entity     There once lived an assiduous young gentleman of great affluence, who amassed his opulence from the...
Posted by thePLJmachine on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:53:00 PST

The low-down on the PLJ machine

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Peter Leighton-Jones aka Lazarus Cool IIBirthday:28/08/82Birthplace:St. Asaph, WalesCurrent Location:LeedsEye Color:GreenHair Color:BrownHeight:6ft deadRight Ha...
Posted by thePLJmachine on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 05:35:00 PST