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Jennifer

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About Me

My name is JENNIFER...not Jenn, but just call me MOOSE!
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Name: Jennifer Marie
Birthday: November 22, 1984
Birthplace: Las Vegas, NV
Current Location: Las Vegas, NV
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brunette
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefties Do It Better Baby!
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cobian Flip Flops
Your Weakness: Neil Armstrong
Your Fears: Mediocrity
Your Perfect Pizza: Domino's Thin Crust with Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Reattain my surfer build
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: jk...I mean are they really "just kidding?"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I'm horny"
Your Best Physical Feature: My back
Your Bedtime: Sadly, I'm tired by 11:30
Your Most Missed Memory: Drunken Jenga
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-N-Out
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Ice Cream & Chocolate Candy
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both
Do you Smoke: SMOKING STINKS!!!
Do you Swear: Hell Yes! But I wish I didn't.
Do you Sing: Everywhere, especially if it embarasses others...
Do you Shower Daily: Nope
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: I love college so much I keep starting over
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: I'm pretty sure I'm real!
Do you get Motion Sickness: On long ferry rides to Victoria
Do you think you are Attractive: WITHOUT A DOUBT!
Are you a Health Freak: Not the slightest
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course...what mature adult doesn't?
Do you like Thunderstorms: I suppose. I don't dislike them.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeppers
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I wish I could say no but I can't
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: An ENTIRE box...no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Not a huge fan of the raw fish revolution
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Too cold...but I would have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Of Course...and I'm proud
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: When I was young and just wanted to see if I could get away with it.
How do you want to Die: As an old lady in my sleep or saving the life of a child
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't want to grow up and I don't want to know
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them...except Iraq
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as there are two
Favourite Hair Color: No favorites...but they must have hair
Short or Long Hair: Shorter than mine...no emo greasy "I'm too depressed to wash my hair" mops
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Heavier than me
Best Clothing Style: Surf/Trashy Prep...Must wear polos and pop the collar. NO CHUCKS!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: It's called an iPod...join up with the millenium
Number of Piercings: One in each ear and a narley scar in my navel
Number of Tattoos: Two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many to mention
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My Interests

I am generally interested in wearing my sunglasses indoors and at night, yeah, it pisses people off and it makes them judge but that's cool cuz when I wear them I feel like the little kid in Big Daddy. Gosh, I'm even wearing them now. Other than that I really like bumming it at the beach, and anything beach related like surfing, swimming, boardwalk rides, Rock & Roll California Sushi on Lido, volleyball, horseshoes, Ces't Le Vie in Laguna, and not to mention the hot lifeguards the make the runs in Laguna, Fred's in Hunnington, and bikinis. I have a strong disdain for boogie boarders, the lifeguards at Mission Beach, (God forbid you fall asleep in the sun, when they come driving down the beach shouting shit to the surfers over the megaphone, you'll wake up feeling like you passed out in a k-mart and they are announncing the bluelight specials), and grown men with chest hair wearing flower patterned shorts playing with skim boards. Music...unless it's cool and plays on the radio, Sean Patrick, Shopping for jeans...i have a great jeans ass, I love school, Dental Floss, ATVing, Snowboarding, Skate Boarding, Interior Design, Tattoos, Neil...Armstrong that is...he went to the moon and he takes me there whenever I want. Can it be more interesting than that?

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, George Bush...he'd be fun to party with-maybe go hunting or something...for terrorists, Laura Bush-she's a hottie, people named Jafar,people who party on Tuesday, people who get dirty, Albert Einstein,people who who think beauty is more than skin deep, strippers,Bif, people who spend more than 20 minutes a day making faking faces in the mirror, Santa, Bill Gates, Drama Queens named Olga, men who blowdry their hair, Audry Hepburn, people who think myspace is gay, people who know Tom, people who play beirut, king's cup, or asshole, people who surf, people who hate boogie boarders, aliens, people who love baby carrots, people who live with their parents, people who think ESPN is the best channel ever invented, people who blast country music when they are in their car all by themselves (you know who you are), people who wear Timberlands, people who worship moose, people who have eaten moose burger with cheese, Uncle Phil, Dr. Phil, somebody from the Geek Squad, the Gotti Boys, people who love Abercrombie & Fitch, people, just cool people.

Music:

I might as well admit it...from the looks of my iTunes, I seem like an emo chick! Okay there I said it I used to be emo. But that was last year when I would crush on a guy so hard I'd break my own heart and then hate him and love him and I'd be all krobobbled! But now my tunes are littered with happy get off your ass and dance dance songs! I love those Jamaicans with their reggae music! And those nordic Sister Scissors with their reinventive ABBA style!

Movies:

I love all movies...take me to a theatre and I'll ignore you though! I like being left alone to enjoy the flick, unless I'm drunk then you'll have to shove a sock in my mouth to make me quiet!

Television:

Rhanks to DVR, I watch Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, What About Brian, The Real World Denver, Las Vegas, and Nip/Tuck, Dancing With The Stars, America's Next Top Model, Brothers & Sisters, Miami Ink, Laguna Beach (only when I have nothing to do), CSI: Las Vegas, and Man vs. Wild. I think that's it. I also watch Days or Our Lives.

Books:

The Great Gatsby, Cyranno de Bergerac, Phantom of The Opera, Pride & Predjudice, Northanger Abbey, Emma, Sense & Sensibility, Lucia Lucia, Rococo, Queen of The Big Time, Stone Gap Trilogy, A Million Little Pieces, Kung Fu & Coffee, Luck of The Draw, The Lucky, Memoirs of a Geisha, Angels & Demons, The Da Vinci Code, Flowers For Algernon, Ugly Duckling, Kalea's Gift, Romeo & Juliet, Pygmalion, A Walk to Remember, shockingly, I didn't much care for The Notebook-it was heartwarming but not moving or inspiring, A Seperate Peace...and many many others.

Heroes:

My Parents.

My Blog

...Sort of.

I love the phrase "sort of". It's a completely harmless filler. It flows easily at the end of almost any phrase. "I studied for my Physiology exam...sort of". But there are some cases where it is inap...
Posted by Jennifer on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:17:00 PST

Retarded!!!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Wh...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:59:00 PST