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Elan

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.


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My Interests

So, if this teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot reading this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.

I'd like to meet:

Charles Darwin, Margaret Sanger, Annie Leibowitz, Lyndon Johnson and Michael Vick (just so I could punch him in the throat)
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Music:

My Morning Jacket, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Raconteurs, The Shins, Ween, Ozomatli, Ok Go, Panic! at the Disco, Bloodhound Gang, Cake, The Killers, Franz Fredinand, Chris Isaac, Barenaked Ladies, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, Jay-Z, Maceo Parker, Tool, James Brown, Rage Against the Machine, Beastie Boys, Grant Lee Phillips, anything from the 80's, my taste is all over the place!

Movies:

Stranger Than Fiction, Donnie Darko, V for Vendetta, Rushmore, Memento, Fargo, City of God, Bringing Out the Dead, L.A. Confidential, Dark City, Crash, Silence of the Lambs, Old School, Elf, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Adaptation, Superbad, The Truman Show, American Beauty, I Heart Huckabees

Television:

Heroes, The Office, 30 Rock, Weeds, CSI: Las Vegas, Nip/Tuck, Family Guy, Greg the Bunny, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Viva La Bam, Miami Ink, The Soup, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Arrested Devlopment

Books:

David Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Chris Bohjalian, Patricia Cornwell, Tom Robbins, Caroline Knapp, Howard Frank Mosher, Max Allen Collins

Heroes:

Animal Liberation Front, Bill Clinton, Martin Luther King, Barack Obama