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Adam Cozens

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About Me

NOTE: This is NOT the personal mySpace page of comedian Adam Cozens. This page is used for information on upcoming comedy shows and appearances. For more information on Adam Cozens, please go to www.adamcozens.com.
Hi. This is my mySpace for my comedy "career". I quoted that because "career" usually indicates that you are getting paid to perform your craft, which I am not. I get paid in hugs and polite applause.
Adam! Can you tell me 6 quasi-interesting facts about yourself? Yeah, ok.
-My favorite number is 27. But when I's feeling dirty I also like 4.
-I have met German NBA legend Detlef Schrempf many, many times in my life. And yet, we never grow tired of one another. It might be destiny.
-I often tell strangers that I was "the kid" from the 80's Tom Hanks vehicle “Big”. Which kid? Doesn't matter. I just say "the kid".
-Prior to concentrating on writing and stand-up comedy full-time, I worked many assorted and unexciting jobs. Some of which included: a "barista", night-club bouncer, door-to-door wholesale paper salesman, national award-winning on-air radio disc jockey, major film studio marketing and promotion publicist, university photo librarian, youth minister, 2-time published author, newspaper photographer, media consultant for non-profit organization, small venue concert roadie, organic pet food retailer and paper boy! DAMN!
-I am the co-owner and editor of www.rockworms.com, where I contribute music columns weekly. Sometimes. I also am supposed to edit, but since nobody writes, there is not much to do.
-I moved to New York City, NY in mid February, 2008.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Larry Sanders, Paul Buchman, Vic Mackey, Angela Bower, Marty Gold, Master Splinter, the "Hey Vern" guy

My Blog

My Password!

Hey friends and fam (mostly fam). I remembered my mySpace password (it was "assword") so now I can start using this thing again. Hooray?Take care now.AAAdam
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:47:00 GMT

What I want to name my kids

 Previously featured and forgotten about on: www.AdamCozens.Com------------------------------------------ --------------------------------Recently, I was trying to figure out a way to further dete...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:54:00 GMT

It would stink to be the first one deemed associate

I was doing some soul-searching late last night (aka, watching the opening credits to the film Rambo, which I had previously never seen (and ohmigosh, it is REALLY good!)) and it labeled the casting t...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:42:00 GMT

Rapist? Psssssh. Rape-ER!!!!

So I was doing some meditating today (aka, washing the apartments dishes so that my roommates will continue to love me) and I decided that I don't like the way that people who commit the act of rape a...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 04:29:00 GMT

I kinda puked last night

I vomited last night. I realized early on that I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom and had to result to plan B: "the barf bucket". Never a bad idea to have one lying around, but this is typicall...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 20:49:00 GMT

"When life gives you lemons..."

You know that expression "when life gives you lemons&make lemonade?" Who the FRICK has EVER given you lemons? What a terribly awful gift idea that would be. If someone gave me lemons, be it Life, or w...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 13:05:00 GMT

Really "X-Games?" Really?

Really, "X-Games"&really? Your fans have made it known that they are just THAT insatiable for the televised spectacle of drama and excitement that only your tattooed daredevilry can deliver in the med...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 13:33:00 GMT

Things That I Am Scared Of

A few days back, I was in the opening stages of writing my new collection of to-be-published essays, entitled Girls That I Liked (available&.someday) when out of the blue, I was struck with the though...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:54:00 GMT

The Bears Love Me?

A couple weeks back I posted a video on the YouTube expressing my Paul Scheer-introduced shock of the trailer to "Beverly Hills Chihuahua". At the time I was still in a post-Iron Man "Tony Stark" goat...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 14:49:00 GMT

An Adam-Tastic Adventure

Originally posted on AdamCozens.comForget it. Too much story. No intro. The other night I was performing some stand-up downtown at a (to not be named) comedy club during their 9:30 show and about half...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 23:30:00 GMT