WHICH PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST? |
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I...
Posted by ~*MEEKS*~ on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:24:00 PST |
Hella Funny |
An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he ...
Posted by ~*MEEKS*~ on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:49:00 PST |
God and the Post Office |
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He tho...
Posted by ~*MEEKS*~ on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:16:00 PST |
POTENTIAL vs REALITY |
A young Jamaican yute, Errol, asks his step-dad for some help. He says,"Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His step-father looks up thoughtfully, and says, &nbs...
Posted by ~*MEEKS*~ on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 06:08:00 PST |
Straight |
Everytime u think u have it bad, someone has it worse than u. the meaning of assumption is (makin an ass of u and me) Neva make assumptions, it can get u into trouble. Neva stay in a situation or rela...
Posted by ~*MEEKS*~ on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:52:00 PST |
Strange isn't it!!!!! |
Isn't it strange how a 20 dollar bill seems like such a large amount when you donate it to church, but such a small amount when you go shopping? Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when you're a...
Posted by ~*MEEKS*~ on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:59:00 PST |
