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"The Holy Robot of Doom"

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About Me

I play guitar in two sweet bands. Boxcutter Facelift and Slumlord Beauty , check us out. I'm also a member of the dance revolution that is Asleep in a Box. I love music I work a shitty job and get paid shit for it. I'm really healthy. i eat at only the finest fast food restaurants. I go to the fucking jam spot almost every day. I have no life except for my friends, my girlfriend and music. there isn't much else to say.

Slumlord Beauty
Boxcutter Facelift

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

bees, hunter thompson, your mother and the snorks

My Blog

More writings for spammers to leave comments on

"The Over-sized Dick Disaster" I was riding the train home,from the city. The giant penis satnext to me. He said  a great many thingsabout himself. They were all veryimpressive. He said a great m...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 14:08:00 GMT

Stand up

Isn't it time we stopped focussing on all of the negatives in life. Yea shit sucks a lot sometimes, everyone knows it, but if we can look to the things we do like and view the bad things with the poss...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:46:00 GMT

death is fun... I think

"The Queen and Punishment"Waiting fo the phone to ring.The voice that will scream like Demonsin my brain. Tonight I will Dream oftoothless, bloody smiles and vultures.Tonight, a shattered jaw to match...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 16:01:00 GMT

more words to soak yourself in gasoline with

"Self Esteem is Self-Made" You must shit gold,because everytime youopen your mouthyou inflate your headjust a little more.Like a dog on a leashyou bark at everyone,trying to look toughwhile looking fo...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:46:00 GMT

first writings in a long time

"Keeping the Thrill Alive"cancer, my love,the last frontier.with all the emotions we've sharedit's the only thing we haven't tried.Flip the coin to see who plays what. "An Asshole Disguised as a Tit"y...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:56:00 GMT