We're here to talk to you about Jeeesus.
My job title is National Compliance Management Quality Improvement Coordinator! Ha! I should win something for even remembering it! It basically means I'm a Job Network Contract Nerd. I'm a crap bassist and an even worse guitarist- this doesn't stop me trying to play- although my neighbours probably wish it would (Except for the knob drummer that lives near me, he's even worse! Maybe we should make a band at call it jeff and the spiders or something). I can solve a rubiks cube there for I am the supreme ruler of the world. Not really.
Well, this is fun, lets see how much random shit I can squeeze into this little box about me! It would seem that I must be the creative type, as I can also firetwirl (a heap better then how well I can play the guitar- probably a good thing. No one likes burnies, burnies firetwirling burnies.) But my main thing is making clothes. It would seem that I am rather good at this one, so good infact that the computer I am sitting behind was sewn together by me. The whole lot, even the monitor. Which is extra impressive, as it also doubles as a pair of jeans- Yes! my computer is made of black stretch denim. My mouse is grey acid wash denim and my keyboard is blue denim. I did this, as clashing denim is funny (although, I'm not really into fashion, just making clothes that look rad). Not all gamers are big fat seedy food covered dudes with wrist braces on- I play a heap of video games! I'm currently addicted to Guitar Hero 3!(When World of Warcraft lets me play another game, anyway).The following muso's should be kicked in the balls:
- Bono
- Bernard Fanning
- Bjork (I reckon she'd have a fair set of balls)
- Ricky Martin (unless it's the funny Saturday night live one... hot hot hot! or cold)
- Any of those rappers kayne cent and snoop fifty... what ever
- Jay Kay from Jamiraquai (my work is to thank for that one)
- Paris Hilton (although the term "Muso" is as loose as her)
and I'm sure I'll think of heaaaaaps more later. So this can be the ever growing list of muso's who need to be kicked in the balls!!!
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