Invited Gatecrasher

I'm just an average girl with a liking for piercings, binge drinking and the word cunt.
I used to be one of those people that thought they knew everything, I’ve since learnt I know absolutely nothing, but I’m a keen learner so I’m just going through life with my eyes wide open taking everything in.
I’ve matured so much in the past three years, but am now matured enough to know I’m nowhere near to being fully grown up… but I’m excited about the journey.
Sometimes I’ll say things that sound really abrupt and harsh, but usually it because I’m trying to hide that what we’re talking about upsets me.
I love Sudoko and crosswords, it may sound dorky, but me and Julie used to buy puzzle books when we were bored and just sit there doing puzzles, smoking and drinking tea. That’s the good life. ♥
I function much better if I’m allowed lie ins and afternoon naps.
I eat chewits with the wrapper on, not too sure why but it’s force of habit nowadays.
I’m hum as I fall asleep, it has been described as ‘adorably weird’, but it’ll wear thin.
I have a list of things I’d like to change about myself… but in reality, I wouldn’t go through with any of them
My perfect day involves sitting in a park, drinking and playing cards with my mates.
Simple things make me happy: sunshine, cuddles, jelly sweets, orange juice with pulp, strangers smiling at you in the street
I get stressed at everything and anything, but I’m learning not to sweat the small stuff- it’s not that easy though!
My friends say I am without a doubt the loudest person they know, but that’s because they know me; if you meet me and think I seem rude or boring, I’m not- I’m just shy! Get me drunk- I’ll soon come out of my shell!
I’m trying to work out what the hell I wanna do with my life. I’m not looking for a impressive career, I just want enough money to get by on; I don’t wanna be rich, I wanna be happy. I wanna do charity work abroad, and I wanna travel the world and be one of those people that have really random stories from when they visited really obscure places abroad.
I'm different, completely unique and induvidual, JUST LIKE YOU!
There are a few girlies I couldn't live without:
Bag Lady:
if she didn't laugh at my oh so wrong jokes I'd worry I was wrong in the head, but maybe it just means we both are; we can be pretty sick. She makes me feel normal when I think I'm going crazy, we have a closeness I couldn't have with anyone else and I love her for it. She'd go to the ends of the earth for a friend as well (but she's also come back lol!) She is one of the few people that do not judge me and my emotions and I'm not just priviledged to have her as a friend, I NEED her in my life. :) She has the hugest heart and I don't know if I'd survive life without her.
Strawberry:
The most logical person ever, the most successful person to stop me doing stupid things! Funny as fuck too! Incredibly open minded and insightful and too intelligent for her own good, though when we get a bit of banter going it makes me feel clever, and I like to feel clever! I'd be a lot more manic without her, and at the same time a bit more calm!
Smidge:
Probably the only reason I've survived living in Lincoln, if I hadn't met her I would have went nuts in this city of chavs. My oldest and closest uni friend! We have had some of the best times just monging around our house drinking beer, doing circus tricks and playing Gladiators on the sofa {which I always win}. She acts like a mum to me at times, as in she looks after me when I'm drunk and cooks me dinner! And when I go through my weird depressed phases where I feel weird around people and don't like being with my friends, she is the one I can be around and feel comfortable with.
My Sheribop:
We are so alike and so different at the same time and we have such a laugh. She's really intelligent but can be the ditziest person in the world, we should make a book of the funny things she says!
TipX:
She is more intelligent than she'll ever let on and is one of the few people who have accepted who they are and is proud of it, I think it's a rare and incredible gift. I've noticed that when I'm unable to talk about my problems she has a way of getting them out of me, I don't know how she does it and I don't think she's actually concious she's doing it, but it bloody helps me!
Voyeur:
The funniest, most caring, most loyal person I know. I love her to bits, life would be so much duller without her! She is loved by so many and doesn't realise how truly incredible she is which makes her all the more endearing.
... They're all pretty buff, huh? I don't have ugly friends!
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