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dork

polystyrene77

About Me

i am myself. i do things sometimes. i like bernie. i like music. i like my piano accordion. i like my cats. i like alcoholic hops-flavoured beverages. i like the ilk bar. i like potato. i like vinyl. i like tea. i like my house. i like bram's ferrets.

My Interests

I find beer terribly interesting.

I'd like to meet:

people who are nice, people who are rockin, people who like things i like, people who like things i don't like but are cool anyway, people who don't smell terrible, people who drink absinthe.......

If yer a random person planning to send me a friend request, at least take the time to send me a message first. I don't see the point in having "friends" who want to add you but won't even bother to say hello first. So if all you want is to increase the number of fake myspace friends you have, bugger off.

adopt your own virtual pet!Song Lyrics

  • Pizzicato Five - Twiggy Twiggy video
  • Jam - Going Underground video
  • Cure - Friday Im In Love video
  • Elvis Costello - Love for Tender video
  • Puffy AmiYumi - Tokyo I'm On My Way video
  • Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros - Coma Girl video
  • Hepcat - No Worries video
  • Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot video
  • Music Video Codes by ..

    Music:

    mostly I like the old punk stuff.......the clash, the jam, ramones, stiff little fingers, x-ray spex, the damned, sham69, cockney rejects, buzzcocks, television, the members, the skids, radio birdman, the saints, ermmmm prolly more that I can't think of right now..... ummm other stuff that doesn't go in that box would be some new wave stuff......joy division, xtc, ummmm...... and various folk stuff, mostly irish......pogues, dubliners, et cetera. ooh and i do quite like ska, especially the older stuff, skatalites and such. i'm not a complete old fogey....i do like some current stuff too - mutiny, the go-set, yidcore, mach pelican, spazzys, et cetera..............

    Movies:

    Rock 'n' Roll High School, Wild Zero, the Goonies, the Princess Bride, various crappy horror movies.....

    Television:

    awesome stuff........like the young ones, blackadder, red dwarf, the league of gentlemen, little britain, smack the pony, garth marenghi's darkplace, passions (who couldn't like it? it's the only soapie with witches and demons and hellfire and brimstone in a closet!)

    Books:

    i read a nice book recently, it's by julian cope and it's called head on.

    Heroes:

    I don't believe in heroes.........but if I did, they would be Joe Strummer and Shane McGowan.

    My Blog

    My poor mango

    This is my cat Mango She died at about 3 o'clock this morning. She was 20 years old. She was gradually going downhill for a long time, but yesterday she suddenly got very sick. She wasn't eating and ...
    Posted by dork on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:39:00 PST

    Rhys Muldoon *UPDATE*

    He's done it again......last night he was on my pirate ship. We met up after I'd finished loading the cannons. And he kept turning into a tiger. Very cuddly.
    Posted by dork on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST

    Rhys Muldoon.

    Recently, Rhys Muldoon has been making appearances in my dreams. I am curious as to why it is so. He does not play himself in these dreams.....he is a different character in each one. Which I suppose ...
    Posted by dork on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:55:00 PST

    Supermarket Trolley Blues

    I always feel a little sad when I see an abandoned shopping trolley on the side of the road. I wonder how it got there, who put it there, who would be so cruel as to take it out of its ...
    Posted by dork on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:42:00 PST

    something worth knowing.

    in a battle between tarantulas and scorpions, even if the tarantulas outnumber the scorpions, the scorpions will be victorious. i know this for a fact as i witnessed it the other night in my dream.
    Posted by dork on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 10:28:00 PST

    mantis which prays

    a visitor to my house last week, last seen sitting on top of the toaster....
    Posted by dork on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:48:00 PST

    bitten

    my cat bit my neck. not just a little nibble, ohh no, this was a big chomp.so, i have come to the conclusion that if i was dead, just lying there on the floor, he would most likely eat me. i'd just be...
    Posted by dork on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:27:00 PST

    geez that was weird.....

    so. i'm walking home from the ilk bar last night, around 1:30am. i was in johnston st, just near vic park station, and i see this transvestite coming out of this office building or whatever, locking t...
    Posted by dork on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 08:12:00 PST

    should i be an animal or a person?

    maybe it would be better if i was an animal......maybe things would be easier then. all i would have to do was wander around, eat stuff, sleep, shag other animals. well yeah i do all those things now ...
    Posted by dork on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 04:32:00 PST

    i must do stuff.

    i gotta do stuff. i don't wanna do stuff. i'm making stupid meaningless blogs to avoid doing stuff. how naughty of me.
    Posted by dork on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 09:54:00 PST