Lou

I am poor. I like stuff. I am currently living in Michigan and working, Finally. I used to be an actor in Los Angeles with some success. I wish I could have been a pirate in Pirates of the Carribean III because we all need a little sword play. I own one cool shirt but i don't have cool pants to go with it and let's not even talk about my shoes. I would buy cooler pants and shoes but I'm not a chick and I'm not gay, also I'm poor. It's actualy because I'm poor not that I'm not a gay chick cause everyone needs sword play and one cool outfit with shoes that match. Well technically everyone doesn't really need that stuff I guess. Don't get me wrong I don't fricken know what people need, but I'm sure the sensitive people need love or some other hallmark card shit like that. If your not one of those sensitive people then I guess you are screwed and you are not very nice so I'll be damned if I'm going to help you. It seems to me that everyone is just as clueless as me and they can get bent. Wait that was a little mean. If you are one of those sensitive people that took offence at that then I guess that I'm sorry but if you are one of the jerks then get bent, and finally if you are on the fence just get bent anyways just to be sure. Oh this section is about me, I think that I missed the point. I guess you could say that I am a renagade philosopher (which means I'm poor but I have an interresting view of it) and that i have one cool shirt.