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About Me


I think I am funny. That is dangerous -- possibly delusional. I love making people laugh and will exploit any situation to make it a bit lighter. To quote a friend, I have a "different" sense of humor, too.

I'm a mathematician, but I see myself as a writer.

I don't say this lightly, but this is the greatest thing in the entire history of the universe.




My Blog

Review of Last Airbender

Not that I am a film critic, but I wrote a review of M. Night Shyamalan's Last Airbender. Obviously, it is full of spoilers.===========================================After much anticipation and heate...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:35:00 GMT

See, because that would make e^x a constant, too.

Scott: "So, did you hear the one about e^x and a constant walking down the street?" Becky Wells, Professor of Mathematics: *sigh* "Oh, boy." Scott:"So, e^x and a constant are walking down the street...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:26:00 GMT

Blowing up the Executive Inn

Cinematographics by Sean Vaughn. ---Just because it annoys everyone when I say "blow up."
Posted by on Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:41:00 GMT

Oh, and does anyone own a video camera?

"No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called More Motherfucking Snakes on More Motherfucking Planes." Samuel L. JacksonI was thinking about ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:18:00 GMT

Small world?

So I discovered tonight there is a 27 year old man named Scott Taylor who lives in Owensboro and is going to Murray State University trying to earn his degree in business. FYI, I am not talking about ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Oct 2009 01:04:00 GMT

You can only trick me so many times...I hope...

Associate: "Scott, this is not on file."Scott: "70-type it."Associate: "I don't know what that means."Scott: "Put it on file. Scan it. Hit F10. Press y."Associate: "I don't know how to do that."Scott:...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Sep 2009 12:27:00 GMT

Laugh or cry. You pick.

I put a humorous video on my page -- Misunderstood Even Flow lyrics -- so these are the actual lyrics of the song, which is about being homeless. Freezin', rests his head on a pillow made of concrete,...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:09:00 GMT

This chair is comfortable. It's like sitting in a giant hand!

John: Well, aren't you Mr. Anagram.Scott: I prefer Ma Rang Ram.Customer: Oh! I didn't see you there.Scott: That's why they call me the dark ninja.Customer: ...and that's why you should take down the t...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 01:25:00 GMT

Paramount Pictures Presents

I posted this a couple of years ago, but it's worth posting again.========Coming in November,Vin Diesel portrays a man bent ..ping a madman who's let loose a barrel of dangerous animals in a crow...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:09:00 GMT

A party favorite!

Buy a Hormel Party Tray!Your taste buds won't know what hit 'em!
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:26:00 GMT