This joke almost KILLED me. |
Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like... Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 23:34:00 GMT |
randomness |
Today was a gorgeous day here. I went hiking up in Redfield, went and checked out Pixley Falls, then took the very long way home.
I was doing some reminiscing along the way... Hard to believe h... Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 12:05:00 GMT |
Translating "That Screaming Crap" |
I've heard a lot of people express a distaste for metal/hardcore style music and the main reason I've heard is "I don't like music where I can't understand the words."
Being as how I have a "That scre... Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:04:00 GMT |
I can do it. I will do it. I AM doing it. |
It has now been over 72 hours. It started, I don't know... 8 days ago now?
It was strange... Not like the other times. No hype, didn't really announce it... I don't need skeptics and supporters a... Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:12:00 GMT |
Ive come to realize... |
1. I've come to realize that, my ex('s):Was not the one for me, contrary to what I was hoping at the time. Amazing, the stuff you come to realize when you take a deep breath and an objective view with... Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 20:44:00 GMT |
I tawt I taw a puttytat.... A biiiiiiig puttytat. |
Ok, that officially scared a few minutes off of my life...I went outside to get something from the band room in the barn...It's dark. Almost 9 pm. No mag light. just my new LED hat light.I was about 5... Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:58:00 GMT |
This Sucks. |
This really sucks.I was almost asleep when all of a sudden I was wide awake with a huge knot in my stomach and my hair was all standing on end. I expected to see glowing eyes scowling at me when I sat... Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:18:00 GMT |
Reasons, Seasons, and Lifetimes. |
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to ... Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:30:00 GMT |
Sneak Attack |
I could never love a person who is thisI could never love a person who is thatI could never date a guy who has tattoosI could never date a girl who is fatIt never ceases to amaze me thatPeople think t... Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 18:58:00 GMT |
I wish you could see... |
I wish you could comprehend a wife's horror at 4 in the morning as I check her husband of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring him back, knowing intuitively it is t... Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:36:00 GMT |