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Zoe

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About Me

All about me. What's there to say? I'm 21. I'm not a party animal, at least not anymore. (It was a lot more fun when it was illegal.) ;) Although I'm sure some of it still is. Haha I'm smart. Not to say that I'm on an ego-trip. I just don't like people trying to screw with me...and if I catch you at it...I'll hit the delete button without even batting an eye. I'm an artist. Just for the record, I'm also a smartass. And on that note, I'll let you know now. One day, I will be famous. Not "If," I will be. Some of the things I like? Reading, tattoos, the idiot box, art, sex, music, late nights, parties, living the "high life," fighting, guitars, wrestling, fast cars, faster men, the shade of black, skulls, death, blood, anarchy....yada yada yada. Equally impressive is the list of things I hate. Don't worry though, if you're guily of any of them...I'll let you know. Bigots, racists, sexists, people who drive to fast, people who drive too slow, waiting in lines, people who cut in front of me in line, using a drive-thru, the buzzer on my alarm clock, role-players, users, abusers, ignorance, holly rollers, people who try to "save me," the interest on my stupid credit card...and so on and so forth. Hahaha
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My Interests

Dancing, reading, sex, meeting new (preferably intelligent) people, messing with people, watching movies, cartoons, drawing, art, music, sharp things, shiny things, anything that has to do with the color purple, sex, boys who wear makeup, groupies, the word 'naughty', dogs, video games, laughing at porn movies that try to have a "plot," my closest friend (you know who you are...if you don't...then why are you still talking to me?!), weiners, weiner dogs, actually...anything with the word "weiner" in it, the Crow movies, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, vampires, Anne Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton, oatmeal fairies (give me back my socks, you thiefs!), those neat little stickers of credit card designs you get in the mail with credit card offers, plastic, twinkies, fast cars, boys, money, boys with fast cars AND money, jokes, serial killers, cigarettes, streaking, skinny dipping, causing mayhem and anarchy, skateboarding, go-karting, video games...and I'm sure there's a million other things...but I can't think of them right now. Lol.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michelle
Birthday: Sept. 15
Birthplace: Angola, IN
Current Location: Same
Eye Color: Bluish-Green
Hair Color: Naturally-dishwater blonde, dyed black and red
Height: about 5' 7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambi when I'm playing frisbee...but normally right
Your Heritage: Irish, French, Anglo-Saxon
The Shoes You Wore Today: Are crappy...lol
Your Weakness: Compassion
Your Fears: Not sure
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat lovers...then again...lol...is there anything not good on pizza?
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a relationship that'll last
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "What fucking time is it?" followed by..."I have 5 more minutes!"
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been told my eyes...or my hair
Your Bedtime: Lol. I have no bed time...otherwise I wouldn't be filling out this survey
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't think I'm missing any memory
Pepsi or Coke: Neither...Dr. Pepper or Mt. Dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: Hate both equally
Single or Group Dates: Either or...depends on what we want to do. ;)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I like both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither...pistachio
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: When I fucking want to.
Do you Sing: Badly...and yes. Lol
Do you Shower Daily: Hells yeah. (Yay hygene!)
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: Maybe
Do you want to get Married: In all actually...probably not going to happen
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes more then others
Do you get Motion Sickness: lol...sometimes more then others
Do you think you are Attractive: Once in a while
Are you a Health Freak: not especially
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like the rain
Do you play an Instrument: Piano...been working on guitar for a while
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: well duh
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Other then the one's I was prescribed...no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not any good ones...but I'm looking to fix that
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No...I hate malls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: a whole box? no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I hate fish...I hate it with a passion!!! In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't really matter
Favourite Hair Color: Preferably dark...and the longer...the hotter. ;)
Short or Long Hair: ^----uh...read what I just wrote?
Height: Someone taller then me...at least 5' 8"
Weight: Doesn't matter
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they're comfortable in...although no cloths work too. ;)
Number of Drugs I have taken: Preferably none
Number of CDs I own: As long as they're decent...doesn't matter
Number of Piercings: A few...but lips, ears, and lapels get you bonus points. ;)
Number of Tattoos: As long as you're open to tats...then you're okay with me.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't want someone with a lot of hidden issues....or people that want me to disect their personalities.

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I'd like to meet:

Bam Margera and Ville Vallo (mainly because you can't dispute it...Bam just rocks, and Ville is damn near a rock god), Kurt Cobain, Ghandi, Ali, Jesus, God, the Devil, Barney the dinosaur, GWAR, Green Day, Johnny Knoxville, Papa Smurf, John and Jane Doe, Ronald McDonald, Wee Man, and of course Santa (That's right you fat bitch...I'm coming for you and your little reindeer..) X-PLol. Not sure I could change that. Santa...Ever notice how "Santa" and "Satan" are so similar?

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Music:

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Movies:

Halloween (old ones and Rob Zombie's new one), The Day After Tomorrow, Catwoman, X-men 1.5, X-men 2, Spiderman, Spiderman II, the Blade trilogy, the Crow trilogy, the Crow IV: Wicked Prayer, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (both old and new versions), the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Serial Mom, Queen of the Damned, Interview with the Vampire, the Craft, What Dreams May Come, Armagedon, SLC Punk, Kicking and Screaming, Kill Bill vol. I & II, Taking Lives, Tomb Raider, Hellboy, Nutty Professor I & II, Insomnia, One Hour Photo, Erin Brockovich, Patch Adams, Powder, the Last Samuri, all the Child's Play movies, Peter Pan, Bewitched, Herbie, Little Shop of Horrors, Jarhead, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Shrek, Romeo Must Die, Haggard, CKY, CKY2K, CKY3, CKY4...etc.

Television:

I don't really watch a lot of televison because I have a phobia of watchin re-runs....but when I do catch a show it's usually: Family Guy, Futurama, the Simpsons, American Dad, Viva la Bam, Wild Boyz, Jackass...the usual. Of course I never watch the news anymore...too damn depressing. Fuck the news.

Books:

So...I like to read...a lot. So I'm a bookworm...I can read, if you're jealous there's always Hooked on Phonix. :) Right now I'm reading my recently purchased Heroin Diaries by Nikki Sixx. I love anything that has to do with interesting subjects. I enjoy reading about serial killers (lol, don't let it worry you that the first thing I mentioned was serial killers. lolol), non-fiction historical works, etc. I like some classic literature-for instance, Dante's Inferno, Fyodor Dostoyvesky's Brothers Karmazov (yes my spelling sucks, but my vocabulary is still better then yours.) :P Then of course there's always the pop artists, Laurell K Hamilton, Anne Rice...anything that has to do with the occult or paranormal. Oh...and of course, I have a fascination with theology (told you my vocabulary was better then yours. Theology-study of religon.) Any religon; Christianity, Buhdism, Paganism, every mythology under the sun.

Heroes:

I really don't try to idolize people. Honestly I'm a bit of a nihilist, and tend to be a bit pessimistic...there are a few people whom I admire...but that's kind of personal, and I don't want to talk about it...
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The Basics
Name: Michelle
Age: 20
Month of birth: Sept.
Any Siblings?: 2-half sis's, 1 adopt. bro
Parents still married?: yeah
Occupation: CNA
Do you like your job?: sometimes
Any pets?: a pitbull and a duck
Hair color: black
Eye color: bluish-green
Shoe size: dunno
Any Tattoos?: 1--for now
Any Piercings?: ears only for now
Current mood: indiffernet
Current wardobe choice: comfy
What are you listening to?: silence
Who did you last speak with on the phone?: Andrea
What do you currently smell like?: me
Last....
Movie you watched: Shanghai Knights
Magazine you looked at: Cosmo Girl--don't ask why...
Thing you ate: eggs
Book you read: Interview with the Vampire
T.v. show you watched: Little People Big World
Time you cried: a few days ago
Took a shower: yesterday night
Got a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): does junk mail count?
Ate at a restaurant (not fast food): a long time ago
CD you bought: same as above
What is/was....
The best thing to happen to you today?: hanging out with Andrea..and seeing this really hot dude...
Your most prized possession: my mp3 player...I'd die without music
Your first vehicle: '88 Pontiac 6000 LE
Your current vehicle: '00 Jeep Cherokee Classic
Your favorite quote: Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
You bedtime (on average): Don't have one...I'm usually sleeping or passed out by 3am though
Your best trait/characteristic: I've been told my eyes...although my ghetto booty seems to be reaching the top number lately
Your worst trait/characteristic: my twisted sense of humor?
Do You....
Store things under your bed: sometimes
Daydream: occasionally
Have a computer at home: not a very good one
Live in the city, suburbs or country: I live in the boondocks
Live in a home, apartment, duples or mobile home: mobile home that's been turned into a house
Own a cell phone: doesn't everyone?
Have a good luck charm: yes
Collect anything: yeah...junk
Attend high school or college: graduated high school...haven't gone back to college yet
Make good grades: I did fairly well in my classes
Have You Ever....
Had a surgery?: appen..amy when I was...8?
Had teeth pulled?: no
Broke the law intentionally: lol...yeah
Ran away from home?: only once
Broke a bone?: nope
Cheated on a test/exam: yup
Had a friend pass away: yeah
Been issued a citation/traffic ticket: yeah...but it was fixed...I was doing 5 over..not 10
Been in an auto accident: hydroplaned into the back of a van once...other then that...no
Lied to someone: not intentionally...I'm "forgetful" sometimes
Been lied to: I'd be willing to bet on a "yes" there
Your Favorite....
Place to be: anywhere away from where I live
Place to visit: where the "cool kids" hang out--lol...jk!
Place to chill: in the freezer?
Non-Alcoholic drink: water
Alcoholic drink: peppermint schnaps
Type of food: anything but hamburgers and pizza
Meal/Food dish: Chinese or Mexican
Dessert: that fried cheesecake thing at Las Limas
Shampoo & Conditioner: Pert Plus and Suave
Toothpaste: Colegate
Salad dressing: none
Ice cream: mocha mudslide
Fast food establishment: Wendy's
Color: purple, although it changes from time to time
Season: fall
Holiday: halloween...really brings people together...you know?
Perfume/Cologne: sugar vanilla fantasy
Video Game: Castlevania...for now
T.V. show: The Whitest Kids You Know
Smells: skunk beats flowers any day
Article of clothing: none ;)
Book: Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series
Children's Book: Green Eggs and Ham?
Candy: Reese's Pieces
Car: Chevy Nova...
Do You Believe....
In Karma: yes
In God: yes
In Heaven & Hell: no
That aliens exist (extraterrestrial variety, not illegal aliens): I believe it's possible
That ghosts exist: yes
In horoscopes: no...but they're entertaining
In others you know (family, friends, co-workers etc): some of them
In yourself: some days more then others
Your Opinion....
On the death penalty: If you kill someone...we will kill you back!
On reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools: Should be a choice
On homosexuals in the military: Hey...if I was in the military and I was a guy...I'd want the guy behind me thinking I had a cute ass...maybe he's save me then!
The war in the Middle East: Nope...blood for oil...damn fat cat politicians
Schwarzeneggar...Governor or Terminator: I prefered him in "Junior" better...lol
Current gas/fuel prices: Rediculous. Gas price goes up...even when price per barrel hasn't. Price gouging if you ask me.
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My Blog

Bleeding out

I love the simple and hidden meaning behind the title of this blog. You know, I've had a falling out with a friend who I thought I would have until we either died young and fast, or until we were old ...
Posted by Zoe on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:53:00 PST

Pumped up on WWE

I love wrestling. I may or not be alone on this...lol Some of my friends find it weired...but if you really think about it... Granted, it’s a bunch of big, hairy, sweaty guys "beating each other...
Posted by Zoe on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:01:00 PST

Relief!

Ah! One good day! (Knock on wood.) Thank you Powers that Be... And I am not working tomorrow. I guess we’re hosting a bunch of guest Administrators...so I had to clean up my end of the building ...
Posted by Zoe on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:38:00 PST

Calm moments of the Malestrom

Okay...a few notices before I begin my actual posts. I’m updating my profile...I’ve already changed the layout. I’ll hopefully be adding some new pictures in the very near future. (T...
Posted by Zoe on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

Concerning my last post

For all of those who are wondering, or worried... No, I’m not suicidal. I had a bad day, just like a lot of other people end up having. This is how I vent. I warn ahead of time in my blog to let...
Posted by Zoe on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 09:05:00 PST

What I’m Tired Of

If you don’t like reading my rants and raves, then you might as well go back to my profile...’cause I promise there’s nothing but in this blog entry. I am tired. Not as much in a phy...
Posted by Zoe on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:16:00 PST

TVD in Trouble

I’m hoping that any TVD members not currently aware of our happenstance get a chance to check out Don’s bulletin, or his message on diviantart. Long story short, they need the devout membe...
Posted by Zoe on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:40:00 PST

I Am Losing My Mind!!

This apartment shopping isn’t going as well as I thought it was. God, I feel like I’m just fried. First we find this awesome 3 BR townhouse, all utilities paid except for electric (though ...
Posted by Zoe on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:59:00 PST

Criss Angel Mindfreak unwound

Haha! I think I've managed to unravel all of Mr. Angels tricks. ;) Okay...well, not all of them. But a large percentage of them at least. Partially from watching his A&E show, and partially from s...
Posted by Zoe on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:29:00 PST

Blah blah blah

This fuckin blows. I'm bored as hell. Why the hell isn't anyone up at 1 am anymore?! It's Thursday, and everyone knows humpday is drinking night. hahaha Gabe...thank you for the touch up. Sarah...than...
Posted by Zoe on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:04:00 PST