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darren

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About Me

I like to put my hands in my pockets.
I dont like when rappers/singers rhyme a word with itself.
I can eat the same thing everyday and not get tired of it.
I sleep a lot
I hate cats
.. I guess that's it."Every now and then, somewhere, some place, sometime, you are going to have to plant your feet, stand firm, and make a point about who you are and what you believe in." Lee Riley

My Interests

I am a boring person.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can provide me with a new picture to put in my profile thing. Since I never take a camera out i need to depend on the kindness of others.

Music:

I Watch the Danity Kane music video on mute.

Movies:

guess the quotes:

What is this? A center for ants?

I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an IQ of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his 'Brief History of Time'... from my fourth grade paper.

You've lost, you just don't know it yet.

Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you're worth it.

So, this flannel thing. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather

No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along.

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never think you'll be up again, but life goes on.

You called my friend a faggot? You told him to go fuck himself? Is that what you did?

No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Television:

THE BEST SHOW IS THE ONE WHERE THEY CATCH THE INTERNET CHILD PREDATORS! Seriously I can't get enough of that show.

Books:

Magazines where writers use offensive words such as gyped.

Heroes:

People who are nice.