Do you like reading reviews? Do you like reading reviews from people who don't beat around the bush and are straight forward and brutally honest?
We here at Poopcorn Reviews believe in being forward and downright honest when we give fans reviews of Shows, Videos, and Movies. We base our reviews on how we feel the moment after we see watch or hear a video. This is definitely the site for you if you like to know if your going to waste your time watching something or not.
This Site is Rated R.
THE POOPCORN REVIEW STAFF:
Name: Ninja Timmy (Founder)
Fave Types of Movies: Kung Fu, Sci-Fi,Action, and Drama
Myspace: www.myspace.com/ninjatimmy
"I remember when I was actually mature enough to appreciate the work done in a movie. I'd have to say I was probably about 16 years old and I had just got done watching "Top Gun". Years later I saw a movie called "Pearl Harbor". I had never felt more constipated in my life after seeing that. So I said to myself, I have to find a way to protect people from these forms of horrendous film pieces. Thats when I decided to create Poopcorn Reviews!
The world is full of brutally honest people. Why cant their movie reviews be the same? With the Help of my trusty sidekick HypoKriticaL and trusty staff we will rid the world of film mongering whores such as Micheal Bay and Uwe Boll!"
Name: Justin Berger AKA HypoKriticaL
Fave Types of Movies: Sci-Fi/Action/Drama
Myspace: www.myspace.com/hypokritical
Bio: "I've been fascinated with movies since I saw Star Wars in the theaters way back when I was just a little kid. Since then I love going into a darkened theater and waiting for the lights to flicker, the crackle of the speakers and of course the previews.
I like a lot of different types of movies -- as long as I think it's good it doesn't matter if it's horror, sci-fi, action, chick flick or western.
As much as I like watching movies I like giving my opinion on them even more, so when Timmy asked me to review movies on this site I jumped at the chance.
You may not agree with my reviews, but hopefully you enjoy them. Either way I could really give a shit (see how that works)."
Name: Angelfuck.
Fave Types of Movies: Horror, Fantasy, Musical and Cult-Classic
Myspace: www.myspace.com/fiendishmisfit
Bio: "To put it bluntly: I dig movies.
Theater-going is one of my favorite pastimes (or rather, was. You know, before movie tickets cost twelve bucks apiece), and I quite clearly remember the first movie I saw in the theater--Jurassic Park. After that first bone-crunching scene, I was hooked on the theater experience.
As of lately, I've been more into independent films or avant garde directing projects. I do, however, enjoy the joys of cheesy horror movies, documentaries, musicals and the occasional porno flick. No genre is safe!"
Name: Taylor Long AKA Gunner Shred
Fave Types of Movies: Horror, Comedy, Sci-Fi, and Action.
Myspace: www.myspace.com/ddr34
Bio: "Movies are the shit. There a great way to blow time with friends or go to see a movie with your boyfriend/ girlfriend. The only thing that pisses me off is when i go see, rent or buy a movie and it blows! So If a movie sucks I won't be afraid to voice my honest opinion on a movie. Another thing that pisses me off is stupid movie critics who trash a great movie but yet praise a movie that is a complete pile of, well POOP!"
Name: Hardcore Tim AKA Timothy V
Fave Types of Movies: Independent, Low budget,
Dark comedy, comedy,Cult-Classic and Action.
Myspace: www.myspace.com/startinghavocallover
Bio: "There really is no other way to put it...
I love movies. I guess you could say im married to them
Its my passion in life.
Films have been a huge part of my life growing up from then till now. When I go to the movies im always looking for different things. One of the Biggest things i look for is cinematography.
I would have to say fight club was one of the movies that really did it for me.
Bottom line I dig'em!"
Name: Brittney Skullr
Fave Types of Movies: Comedy, Indie, Edge of your seaters, action.
Myspace: www.myspace.com/ewgross
Bio: "Not much to say other than I love movies, right? I'm always having friends come over to watch my latest obsession in video or dvd form. It goes both ways too. I love when people ask me to come watch a movie with them. So I'm basically always watching movies.
The theater adventures is always great. The previews for upcoming movies make me want to see them all, which isn't too good on the wallet. But all together, I love a relaxing time in the home, watching a good movie with my favorite people around me :]"
Name: Sam Smith AKA Honey Bee
Fave Types of Movies: Dark comedy, Horror, Thriller, Sci-Fi the kind that make you think.
Myspace: www.myspace.com/morticiablack
Bio: "I can't remember exactly what it was that made me start frequenting the local theater/Family Video when I was about eleven. I enjoy a night out at the movies with my good friends, or sitting in my dark living room checking out the latest horror flick with them. Who else would I turn make sarcastic comments to during the cheesy parts? However, if no one is able to join me, I'm not afraid to relax alone in the dark with a large Pepsi, popcorn and/or a cup of tea. I'm not particularly picky about the movies I watch, as long as they don't suck."
