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SatanFelonious

I used to give a damn, but I never gave a fuck.

About Me

Being famous and crazy is hard work. You have to keep it together or you'll end up like Britney Spears. My own personal papparazzi hound me like there's no tomorrow and I am forced to dodge them at Home Depot and Target. I can't risk them snapping photos of me jogging in a diry t-shirt and ripped up Old Navy pants. It's super terrible, but what can you do? Next thing you know, your picture is on a milk carton and you weren't even aware you were missing!

My Interests

Hanging out with my two sons and my nephew, creating havoc with my friends, reading interesting books,shopping, listening to music, plotting and planning the karmanic demise of people I dislike, remodeling and house projects,catching up on celebrity gossip, watching wack movies,buying uneccessary makeup and shoes,sending pisser emails to my sister,making people laugh with my antics,enjoying spur of the moment fun and just doing random crazy things and being generally foolish... I am WAY overqualified for that position. Lately I have decided my current job field has worn out its welcome and I am ready to go back to college...I love the medical field and I plan on becoming a Radiologic Tech within the next three years...it's too late to be a pathologist or psychiatrist so I guess I will work on scanning people's brains instead...maybe then I can figure out what makes some fuckers tick!

I'd like to meet:

CAPTAIN BLAKE from Deadliest catch: I am ready to get married now and go hit the seas with you. We can haul in alot of crab pots together.... Call me when you get to port, or stop by the Pirates Cove to pick me up! Oh and OF COURSE Dave Mirra (he already knows how much I love him) and Turtle from Entourage...he's dope!

Music:

Social Distortion Dropkick Murphys Hatebreed Queens of The Stone Age The Sex Pistols The Lunachicks The Misfits Supersuckers Helmet Linkin Park Condemned 84 Hole The Misfits Agnostic Front Mike Ness Sublime Hammerlock Sheer Terror Cockney Rejects Prodigy The Beastie Boys The Distillers GG Allin Weezer Cock Sparrer The Riverboat Gamblers The Mentors The Business Ministry Vice Squad Sick of It All Slipknot Argy Bargy Roger Miret Section 5 Fugazi Lynyrd Skynyrd Vice Squad Dope The Rolling Stones Blondie CKY The Adicts lots of punk rockabilly psychobilly Oi old country songs Southern Rock...I also have a secret old-skool rap craving that has to be acknowledged and indulged every now and again...who the hell knows, I like alot of different mixed-up random shit

Movies:

Anything that critics bad-mouth usually ends up being the best stuff....independent films and lots of gross horror movies.

Television:

The First 48, Absolutely Fabulous, Entourage, Snapped, Curb Your Enthusiasm,The Weeds,American Justice, Deadliest Catch, Intervention, The Sopranos,Women Behind Bars (HAHA!)Dexter,Mystery Diagnosis, Forensic Files, CSI Miami,Dr.G, Captured, THS, The Girls Next Door, I Survived, Medical Incredible, Cold Case Files and ramdom medical shows and lots of other foolish programs. /a I also like to watch the hot UFC fighters in their cages get sweaty and rip eachother up...meow!

Books:

Favorites are true crime and serial killer biographies and case files, homicide and crime scene, cold case, anything to do with crime and murder,sometimes I like fiction or autiobiographies. Some of my favorite authors are Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Frank Mc Court,Clive Barker, Ann Rule, Nicholas Pileggi, Hunter S. Thompson, Anne Rice,Jeffrey Deaver and James Patterson.

Heroes:

Anyone who's not a hypocrite is good in my book.

My Blog

Now Taking Applications

Wanted: 30+ tattooed boy with good sense of humor (sarcastic or otherwise )must love kids (or at least take care of theirs!) and having fun...punk/oi/skin background a plus. Baggage must be mild ...
Posted by SatanFelonious on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:00:00 PST

Angry Samoan!

Damn I guess I was feeling a little ANGRY there...the meds must need adjusting! Oh well sometimes you gotta let shit out. I think that was pretty tame for 10 years of pent-up bullshit!  Anyw...
Posted by SatanFelonious on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:00:00 PST

Time Is A-Tickin, Asshole!

I just feel the need to let it be known that it makes me smile that certain people's clocks are ticking, running out of time....no need to go into detail, no need to name names- pretty sure this&...
Posted by SatanFelonious on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:08:00 PST

Summer 2000 Part II

Ok I never write on this stuff but I don't care right now. I had the most random fun Saturday night ever! Haha it brought back some crazy memories that were just out of control fun. I don't know I can...
Posted by SatanFelonious on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 08:22:00 PST