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Laughing out loud, writing, poetry, playing music, slamdancing, and spontaneous creativity. I also really like orange slice candy, dark rum, spicy cooking, and loud music from bygone eras.
* The UPS Girl
* People who aren't afraid to laugh at the world (and themselves).
* Someone who would pay me a decent wage just to be myself
* Chuck Palahniuk, Haruki Murakami, or Jay McInerney
* Sushi Vanessa
Miles Davis, John Coltrane, David Bowie, MeShell Ndegeocello, Prince, The Clash, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Frank Zappa, Jeff Buckley, Nothingface, OTEP, Killing Joke, Living Colour, Fishbone, 24-7 Spyz, P-Funk, Bootsy, Sly and the Family Stone, SevenZero, Portishead, The Lemonheads, Radiohead, (hmmm.. lot of 'heads' there, wtf?), The Roots, Public Enemy, Eryka Badu, Dionne Farris, Jon Scofield, Deadsy, Orgy, From Autumn to Ashes, Evergreen Terrace, Dishwalla, Gogol Bordello, various hair metal bands, Old School R&B, and most anything with wheeedle-wheelde-weee type guitar solos in it.
Buckaroo Banzai, Breaker Morant, The Great Race, The Thing, Message From Space, It Conquered the World, Galipoli, Star Wars, Wizards, The Big Lebowski, Coonskin/Streetfight, Beetlegeuse, The Decline of Western Civilization Part I, Starship Troopers, etc. etc.
Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, F. Scott Fitzgerald, J. D. Salinger, Cintra Wilson, Fydor Dostoevsky, Jay McInerney, Chuck Palahniuk, Amy Hempel, Haruki Murakami, Kalil Gilbran, Truman Capote, William Gibson. I also enjoy reading erotica (when it's good, it's very good, and when it's bad, there's nothing funnier.