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Mark

I want to fuck, but i'm next to a truck and i can't fuck a truck

About Me

"Hi i'm Mark" I go to SRJC and hopefully SSU next semester. I live with my buddy, he's cool except for liking the raiders. I pretty much just chill with my friends, girlfriend and good old sierra nevada

My Interests

WaterPolo, swimming, and occationally hunting werewolves.

I'd like to meet:

Mein furer Arnold Schwarzenegger, greatest action hero alive. George Clooney as i have a personal vendetta with him and would like to settle it. Micheal Phelps, an olympian i admire even if his does drink under age and drive.One more... Paul Wall: "What it do baby Its da ice man paul wall I got my mouth lookin somethin like a disco ball I got da diamonds and da ice all hand set I'll cause a cold front if i take a deep breath My teeth gleaming like im chewin on aluminum foil Smilein showin off my diamonds sippin on some potin oil I put my money where my mouth is and bought a grill 20 carrots 30 stacks let em know im so fo real My motivation is them 30 pointers V VS the furniture my mouth piece simply symbolize success I got da wrist wear and neck wear dats captivatin But its my smile dats got these on-lookers spectatin My mouth piece simply certified a total package Open up my mouth and you see mo carrots than a salad My teeth are mind blowin givin everybody chillz Call me George foreman cuz im sellin everybody grillz."

Music:

Metallica, enough said.

Movies:

Anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dodgeball, Snakes ON A Plane... yeah it was fucking great! Fight Club, Gone in 60 seconds, and the Note Book.

Television:

South Park;Family Guy;Sportscenter;and sportscenter another 6 times a day.

Books:

Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Yes i read... sometimes.

Heroes:

Superman