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Life goals:
1-sleep in dumpster.
2-live in scotland or ireland for a year or more.
3-write at least one book.
4-do something with the peace corps.
5-develop a split personality.
6-go to college overseas.
7- become nocturnal for 6 months or more.
8- be a luftmensch for life. i'm off to a good start.
dreams allow us to escape reality. to awaken to a beautifully randomized one.
Not prefabricated and safety tested.
an adventure.
A one star safety rating.
music is the fuel of the universe. when we run out, we're all fucked.
particularly rock. when we run out of rock i'm just gonna die, lol.
Fight club, Donnie Darko, most other movies that aren't crappy horror or suspense. thriller is very good. but movies are meant to have a plot, to evoke emotion, and to entertain.
given those criteria, how the fuck did napoleon dynamite, the ringer, and when a stranger calls happen? my guess is that hollywood is trying to ease us into the new age of mediocre sludge entertainment. i always thought that was the job of sitcoms...
Arrested development is probably the best series to ever grace television.
i also like the first season of heroes, and i love scrubs.
dearest god, i love books. Chuck palahniuk is probably the best author of our times. another great is carlton mellick III. i also have ungodly amounts of respect for kristopher young and the recently deceased Kurt Vonnegut. between all of them, i want to scream, cuz i know i'll never be that good. still, i write my own stuff and i keep trying to polish my style up to the point where i wouldn't be ashamed to publish it. if you wanna look over any of my shit, ask. i always need critics.
anyone who can think for themselves instead of blindly following without thinking. if you believe something that i don't, i can respect that, as long as it's because you've honestly thought about it and accepted it for yourself rather than just following how you were raised.